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This is so great. It’s from Hannity & Colmes, probably last night but definitely sometime recently, and the panel of guests is saying how John Edwards “getting away” with his affair (really?) reveals a double standard — because when Republicans get caught fucking something that isn’t a wife, it taints the whole party, but with Democrats, it just ruins the individual. In other words, we should not trust liberals because John Edwards banged his fake videographer. Anyway, around 2:50, Alan Colmes for the first time in his life starts crushing everyone. MORE »

On Sunday’s edition of Hannity and Colmes, Alan Colmes and some guests, including “former homicide detective” Rod Wheeler, discussed a minor controversy surrounding Arizona police reports that prematurely label suspects as “Hispanic.” Wheeler can look beyond all this cutesy bullshit, however, and shows Colmes what his “liberal” mind can’t understand: This wasn’t some squint, it was a taco taco Mexican! But he’s black so I guess he can say it. [via ThinkProgress]

So earlier today we speculated that our pal Alan Colmes was the illicit love child of Rob Lowe and Kermit the Frog. We thought we presented some pretty strong evidence to support our case:

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So imagine how thrilled we were this morning to open our inbox and find an angry email from our buddy Alan Colmes, who, while Googling his own name, came across yesterday’s item about him and macaca:

You misquoted me. I did NOT say that “Macaca” means “Mohawk”. I said the opposite. And my comment that “he’s from Virginia, from Fairfax County” was to point out that Allen was being smarmy my saying “Welcome to America.” Who wrote this post? And why did you take me out of context?

Our response after the jump.

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