COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
Also this is your open thread!
Shouldn't we just take the accused rapist's word on this?
There is something uniquely pathetic about adult men whining that their religion allows them to be the boss of us, and not understanding why we might not be into that.
Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!
You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.
SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.
It's like judicial affirmative action for kid-rapers.
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.