Tag: alabama

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

Roy Moore Accuser Wrote Date In Yearbook, So Obviously All Women Are Forging Liars

Shouldn't we just take the accused rapist's word on this?

Roy Moore Co-Authored What Appears To Be The Official Law Textbook Of Gilead

There is something uniquely pathetic about adult men whining that their religion allows them to be the boss of us, and not understanding why we might not be into that.

If James O’Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened

Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!

Oh No, Roy Moore Lured James O’Keefe Onto This Dildo Lube Boat!

You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.
Yes, this really exists

Which Of These Roy Moore Pastors Should Babysit Your Little Girl?

SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.

Kayla Moore All ‘Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET’S TALK ABOUT FAGS!’

Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!

Roy Moore Will Sign Your Yearbook AND Your Absence Note!

Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids

God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.

Let’s Review Roy Moore’s Creepy Judicial Fanfic About Little Girls (And Boys) Who Had It Coming

It's like judicial affirmative action for kid-rapers.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.

Breitbart TOTALLY DEBUNKS Roy Moore Child Molesting Story, TAKE THAT, LIBTURDS!

Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.