Third-rate romance, low-rent resignation.
Nothing like a good old-fashioned sex scandal, with a governor who can't understand how to sneak around worth a crap.
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
SPOILER: It's not good.
GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.
Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?
Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather!
If they're trying to appeal to Jeff Sessions's sense of shame, they may have the wrong target.
What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
Need a pretty tree for your Trump rally? Oh just go to a public park and CUT ONE DOWN!
Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It
Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!
Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.
Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!