Tag: alabama

Grody Horndog Alabama Gov. Resigns In Plea Deal, Bless His Heart (And Other Parts)

Third-rate romance, low-rent resignation.

Horndog Alabama Governor Synced Extramarital Horndog Sexts To Wife’s iPad. Christ.

Nothing like a good old-fashioned sex scandal, with a governor who can't understand how to sneak around worth a crap.

Christopher Steele Returns! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 8, 2017

Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, Tells Rep. John Lewis What Martin Luther King Jr. Was Like

GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.

Let’s Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?

Jeff Sessions Is Coming All Over Your Porn! We Mean Coming After!

Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.

Trump A.G. Pick Jeff Sessions Not Quite The Civil Rights Hero He Claims To Be? Whaaaaaat?

You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather!

NAACP Leaders Arrested Protesting Super-Not-Racist Jeff Sessions, For No Reason At All!

If they're trying to appeal to Jeff Sessions's sense of shame, they may have the wrong target.

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?

Alabama Idiot Sorry For Murdering Tree As Love Offering To Donald Trump

Need a pretty tree for your Trump rally? Oh just go to a public park and CUT ONE DOWN!

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.

Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier

Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!