You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.
SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.
It's like judicial affirmative action for kid-rapers.
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.
Who needs investigative reporting when you can find some random guy on Twitter to take down the Lamestream Media?
These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
Jim Hoft can't possibly be this stupid. But he can be this dishonest.
These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.
The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?