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As we all know, the greatest threat we face as U.S. Americans, besides Muslims and Obama and gay marriage, is Kids These Days who...

Uh oh, it looks like the New York Times was right when it was just implying how maybe Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin play Mighty...

Here is a nice state senator Wonket has never met before! His name is Marty Knollenberg (R-Surprise!), he's a Virgo, he likes long walks on...

You know those quickie mart type places. You might even have one in your neighborhood, a little hole in the wall owned by the...

Exciting sports news this weekend: Donald Trump campaign events are now the third most popular contact sport behind football and hockey, after members of the...

The past few days have been sad and disheartening. We began the weekend mourning with our friends in Paris in the aftermath of terrorist...

Looks like the terrorists are already winning. Following Friday's attacks in Paris by eight terrorists, the governors of Alabama, Michigan, Texas, and Arkansas have announced...

It seems gravy shart Jonah Goldberg's Theory Of Ben Carson's Blackness has been proven wise beyond its author's wildest imagination! Yes, Ben Carson --...

Oh gosh, big news in the Kim Davis case, folks! Having had their asses handed to them multiple times by District Court Judge David...

Last week, Texas notified Planned Parenthood of its intention to cut Medicaid funds to the health care provider because heavy-handed intrusion into its citizens'...

Well hello there, Wonkers. It's Sunday afternoon, and we have been sleeping this whole weekend because we spent ALL THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, SO MANY...

Somewhere around the 178th hour of the Republican Benghazi committee's hearing, tentatively titled, "OOPS WE JUST MADE AN ELEVEN HOUR HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN AD,...

Oh. My. God. Becky! Did you see it? Did you see the Republican-led Benghazi committee interrogate Hillary Clinton for 11 FUCKING HOURS (AND WE KNOW BECAUSE...

What's so fun about the fifty-eleventieth Benghazi!!!11! hearing is that EVERYBODY gets a turn telling Hillary Clinton how she and Sidney Blumenthal personally murdered...

The 2016 GOP primary is all anyone wants to talk about these days. Your grandparents are talking about it. Your flight attendants are talking...

Remember earlier this year, when the entire known universe (except, like, Iran and Alabama) did a Two Minutes Hate against Indiana and its very...

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