The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!
If we can't use health insurance to punish people, what's the point of having insurance at all?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Third-rate romance, low-rent resignation.
Nothing like a good old-fashioned sex scandal, with a governor who can't understand how to sneak around worth a crap.
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
SPOILER: It's not good.
GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.
Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?
Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather!