Tag: alabama

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?

An Alabama elementary school has a novel way of letting parents know their kids' lunch accounts are running low: they put a big black stamp on the kid's arm, reading 'I Need Lunch Money!' What's the big deal? It doesn't say 'Will Work For Food.'

Oh, Alabama, the state whose only claim to fame is that it's not Mississippi.

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Judy Rogers is your new favorite contemporary Christian artist. Also, Roy Moore got suspended for telling the Supreme Court it's not the boss of him. (It is.)

The "No Doo Doos For Transgenders" ordinance is dead!

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature...

Roy Moore, chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is a magnificent buffoon. You 'member him. He's the justice who's been standing in the courthouse...

There is a town called OXFORD, Alabama, and it sounds like the town council/shootin' range/squirrel recipe dispensary needs an OXFORD English Dictionary, because boy...

State legislators in Alabama have a dream. A beautiful dream to ban all the abortion in their state! For today they vote on whether...

Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley would like you all to just hush up now about all the sexxytimes he didn't have with his chief...

Oh hey, Wonkettigentsia, what are you doing? Hmmmm, OK not sure we're interested in hearing about how sexy it is to collect stamps and...

Oh great, now it's time to hear from the woman Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley DID NOT have physical relations with. Honest! He may...

Did Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley make bone-sexes with a young adviser lady what was not his wife? MAYBE! Is he sorry for making...

Ho-hum. Another day in Donald Trump's America, which will be great again once we have sucker-punched or deported or built a wall around allllllllll the...

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