Tag: alabama

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.

Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier

Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.
Professional cum-sock.

Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Judge Suspended, Just For Facebooking His Penis To Some Lady

Stop us if you've heard this one before!

Why Do Hillary Clinton Press Conferences Hate White People So Much?

Ask Hillary if she's 'trustworthy' again. ASK HER, WE DARE YOU.

Alabama’s Richard Shelby, In Office A Million Years, May Be Glued To Seat: Your Senate Sunday

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
You want some withering sarcasm with that, hon?

Short On Lunch Money? Alabama Elementary School Gives Kids A PBJ And A Shame Stamp

An Alabama elementary school has a novel way of letting parents know their kids' lunch accounts are running low: they put a big black stamp on the kid's arm, reading 'I Need Lunch Money!' What's the big deal? It doesn't say 'Will Work For Food.'

Alabama Gay Marriage Judge Forced To Shove Gavel Up Haters’ Asses. Again.

Oh, Alabama, the state whose only claim to fame is that it's not Mississippi.

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Chief Justice Reckons He Could Use Some Civil Rights Right About Now

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Suspended For ‘Bad At Law.’ Here Is A Sexxx Song About Him!

Judy Rogers is your new favorite contemporary Christian artist. Also, Roy Moore got suspended for telling the Supreme Court it's not the boss of him. (It is.)

Dumb Alabama Town Decides Not To Jail Transgenders For Pooping At Their Local Target

The "No Doo Doos For Transgenders" ordinance is dead!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Watch Fox And Free Yourself From Propaganda

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature altogether; this week, we'll have to select carefully from a veritable smorgasbord of Derp. So...