Tag: alabama

Fox News Just Beside Itself That Anyone Would Politicize Martin Luther King

We will pray for this dumb Fox News essayist.

Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED

'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sorry, Erica Garner

Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it!

Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like ‘Alabama Voters’ From Stealing Election From Him

Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.

Your Weekly Top Ten Hopes You Get Just What You Want For WAR ON CHRISTMAS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Tomi Lahren So Mad At All Those Roy Moore Accuser Ladies, She Could Just Scream!

It's all we hoped it would be and MOORE.

All The Fuckery They Think They Can Get Past Us In Alabama

You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

Roy Moore Accuser Wrote Date In Yearbook, So Obviously All Women Are Forging Liars

Shouldn't we just take the accused rapist's word on this?

Roy Moore Co-Authored What Appears To Be The Official Law Textbook Of Gilead

There is something uniquely pathetic about adult men whining that their religion allows them to be the boss of us, and not understanding why we might not be into that.

If James O’Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened

Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!

Oh No, Roy Moore Lured James O’Keefe Onto This Dildo Lube Boat!

You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.