Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It
Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!
Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.
Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!
Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.
Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
Stop us if you've heard this one before!
Ask Hillary if she's 'trustworthy' again. ASK HER, WE DARE YOU.
Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
An Alabama elementary school has a novel way of letting parents know their kids' lunch accounts are running low: they put a big black stamp on the kid's arm, reading 'I Need Lunch Money!' What's the big deal? It doesn't say 'Will Work For Food.'
Oh, Alabama, the state whose only claim to fame is that it's not Mississippi.
Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?
Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!
Judy Rogers is your new favorite contemporary Christian artist. Also, Roy Moore got suspended for telling the Supreme Court it's not the boss of him. (It is.)
The "No Doo Doos For Transgenders" ordinance is dead!
Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature altogether; this week, we'll have to select carefully from a veritable smorgasbord of Derp. So...