Tag: alabama

Roy Moore Only Used Racial Slurs Because He Was Quoting Jesus, OK?

What else wouldn't Jesus say? Your OPEN THREAD!

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump’s Bein’ Downright UGLY To Sweet, Gentle, Kind-Hearted Bigot Jeff Sessions!

Donald Trump is treating Jeff Sessions like a common James Comey, for failing to respect his auth-or-i-tah!

TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017

The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!

Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks Would Rather Not Pay For Your Slut Cancer!

If we can't use health insurance to punish people, what's the point of having insurance at all?

Your Weekly Top Ten Rates Trump’s First 100 Days As PUNY AND WEAK AND SAD!

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Alabama’s Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry

Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.

Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War With North Korea

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Grody Horndog Alabama Gov. Resigns In Plea Deal, Bless His Heart (And Other Parts)

Third-rate romance, low-rent resignation.

Horndog Alabama Governor Synced Extramarital Horndog Sexts To Wife’s iPad. Christ.

Nothing like a good old-fashioned sex scandal, with a governor who can't understand how to sneak around worth a crap.

Christopher Steele Returns! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 8, 2017

Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!