What else wouldn't Jesus say? Your OPEN THREAD!
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Special election time AGIN, MAW?
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is treating Jeff Sessions like a common James Comey, for failing to respect his auth-or-i-tah!
The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!
If we can't use health insurance to punish people, what's the point of having insurance at all?
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Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
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Third-rate romance, low-rent resignation.
Nothing like a good old-fashioned sex scandal, with a governor who can't understand how to sneak around worth a crap.
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
SPOILER: It's not good.