Tag: al-jazeera

Donald Trump’s Russian Buddies Probably So Excited About Trump’s First Classified Intelligence Briefing!

Could Trump's national security briefing end up leaking state secrets to Russia? MAYBE.

Missouri Lawmaker Says Muslims Want To Abort Him, For Hating Planned Parenthood

Laughing at ridiculous state legislators, for their ridiculous ideas, is all fun and games, until someone threatens to kill them dead. And then it's like, "Hey, don't do that. That's rude!" Missouri state Sen. Kurt Schaefer is trying to stop a...
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Who Won Battleground Ferguson: Po-Po Or Journos? The Answer Will Amaze You!

  As the teargas wafts away from the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, and the some of the members of the media covering the Mike Brown protests start to drift away to cover more pressing stories like the VMAs, let's take a...

Let’s Watch Ferguson P.D. Tear-Gas Al Jazeera, For The American Way Of Life

Listen, fuckers! The Ferguson P.D. was very CLEAR yesterday when they said Ferguson, Missouri, was now a Sundown Town, and you would show it some PROPER RESPECT. Reporters, if you don't want to do what the po-po say, then...

Soledad To The Muslin Network! Greta Sniffs Around CNN! Has This New York Times Guy Been Fired Yet? Media!

Here at Wonkette, we are really making a play to be your full-service blog. We've become your go-to source for swears-laden posts about New Pope, haphazard legal analysis about legal decisions, and deeply ambivalent feelings about Edward Snowden. Now...

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit

As everyone who watches Fox News unironically knows, Dearborn, Michigan, is filled with Islamist sleeper cells just waiting to be activated by an Al Jazeera anchor instructing them to play a nice game of Halal solitaire. With the go code...

Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All

So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their...

Chuck Hagel Loves Terrorism Like Al Jazeera Loves Beheading People

Rick Santorum has some thoughts you guys, and apparently they are so important he cannot even save them for his "exclusive" gig at WND, columnizing alongside folks who think the Supreme Court Chief Justice should be impeached for swearing...

Here Is Victoria Jackson Not Being Totally Mentally Ill About Als Gore And Jazeera

Our old pal Victoria Jackson has been kind of mentally ill on her Facebook page lately, so we did not make fun of her for it because SAD FACE. (We try not to make fun of the actually mentally...

Why Wouldn’t Al Gore Sell His Teevee Channel To Awesome Fair Journalists At Glenn Beck’s ‘The Blaze’?

Hey there, self-hating Americans. Are you interested in accessing quality programming like This Decadent, Doomed American Life? Or how about All Things Categorically Denied and Seemingly Random Executions Considered? Well, get pumped, because Al Gore is selling Current TV...

Gulf Of Mexico Seafood Much Cuter Now Without All Those Eyes

Remember when hero Congressman Joe Barton apologized to British Petroleum for all the bother the US government was causing it, by forcing it to maybe mitigate some of the hellfire it had sort of rained down upon the...

Texas High School Catches Al Jazeera Terrorist Asking People About 9/11

Texas is facing a few challenges right now -- incredible plagues of drought and fire and horror that could make even a liberal yankee atheist wonder if an Old Testament God had been awakened from its watery grave deep...

Mubarak Says He Ain’t Leaving, Egyptians Go Double-Nuts

Hey guess who just gave his long-awaited resignation speech and DIDN'T ACTUALLY QUIT? We were just listening to this on BBC World Service in the car and about 90 seconds into the live translation, we said to ourselves, "Uhh,...

Al Jazeera In America: Channel 375 On DirecTV, 9410 On Dish, 275 On Comcast DC

Link TV is running the English-language Al Jazeera feed on DirecTV 375 and Dish 9419. Comcast DC is one of the very few cable systems in America that carries the actual channel, Al Jazeera English. This has been a...

‘Palestine Papers’ Leak Causes Chaos; Whole World Now Leaking Away

Will Al Jazeera be accused of "surprise sex" for its release of thousands of "Palestine Papers" detailing the dirty deals of the Middle East peace process? That's the question some blogger somewhere is probably writing a long post about,...

Rich Lowry and the Taliban Not Buying This Obama Peace Prize Bullshit

Direct from National Review illiterate Rich Lowry's Urdu Twitter feed, here is the Al Jazeera video montage of a bunch of Raiders of the Lost Ark extras calling for the death of America, the land of the Black Pharaoh....