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John McCain Invented The BlackBerry!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Better than Newton and Liebniz combined!Yes, a McCain advisor said that John McCain “helped create” the motherfucking BlackBerry, which is an insult to John McCain, who lost his ability to type or invent small digital devices that have tiny little keys when he was in Vietnam for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN. MORE »