Tag: al franken

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away

Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

White House Worried Dems Will Do ‘Obstruction’ On Judicial Nominees. Here’s Hoping!

Democrats obstructing Donald Trump's judicial nominees? Now there's an idea we can get behind.

Senate Dems Demand Republicans Show Ingredients Of Trumpcare Shit Sandwich

Let's watch some highlights of Senate Democrats saying HELL NO to the Republicans' terrible secret 'healthcare' bill.

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017

Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch

Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.

Senate’s Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory

At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'

Bill O’Reilly Has Fucked It, Done It Live For The Very Last Time

The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Let’s Watch Neil Gorsuch Speak Softly And Call Ted Cruz A Huge Dick

In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!