Tag: al franken
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Jeff Sessions: ‘Aren’t I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!’ Your Open Thread!
Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD.
LET'S WATCH IT TOGETHER!
Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.
How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.
Remember that time Rick Perry enjoyed playing on the couch with Al Franken? Rick Perry remembers.
Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
These Democratic attack dogs are really going after the poor oppressed FBI.
James Comey's nothing burgers, Trump's lost his cellphone, and a D.C. pizza bar has secret Satanic sex door. Your Morning News Brief!
Predictably, Donald Trump insists Democrats don't love the flag enough. It's a star spangled lie, but he'll get mileage out of it.
Good Taco Tuesday to you, Wonkers! Here's some quick newz to digest!
Hooray, it's time for the great big Democratic Unity Lovefest, isn't it? Everybody's been pretty well-behaved so far, we hear, with only a couple of completely embarrassing outbreaks of rude screaming by Toddlers For Bernie. We bet that nonsense...