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• Reliable Source: Attorney for Robert Steinbuch threatens to add Ana Marie Cox as a co-defendant in his suit against Jessica Cutler. . . Murdoch will host a summer fundraiser for Hillary. . . Mort Kondracke marries Marguerite Sallee, the CEO of America’s Promise. . . Bush twins are spotted buying vintage clothes. [WP]
• Heard on the Hill: Michael Scanlon will be awarded his diploma from John Hopkins. . . Josh Bolten went to a Nationals game with Bo Derek. . . Woman spotted with Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) is confirmed to be his girlfriend. . . [Roll Call]
• Under the Dome: Fundraiser for Sen. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) hosted by Mort Zuckerman features Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) and former Sen. Al D’Amato (R-N.Y.). . . Wolf Blitzer, Chris Matthews, Petra Nemcova, and Rep. Tom McMillen (D-Md.) showed up for the opening of The Collection at Chevy Chase. . . “Campaign chair” for Rep. Jerry Weller (R-Ill.) caught using a government-issued American Express card at a strip club. [The Hill]

• Rush & Molloy: Sen. Ted Kennedy’s (D-Mass.) alleged “secret love child” jokes about having “the classic Kennedy drinking problem”. . . Al Gore and Ralph Nader expected to attend Beastie Boys event at Sundance. . . Rudy Giuliani lunches with Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas) and Al D’Amato. [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: George Clooney’s father urges Jack Abramoff’s father to chill out: “I’ve found it very hard not to bite my tongue, but I do. You can’t really respond for your kid.” [NYDN]