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HE WHO REPORTED THE SMELL DEALT IT  4:09 pm October 26, 2012

Washington Free Beacon Super Squicked Out By Stinky Girls

by Jesse Taylor

This morning, Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki was on MSNBC (obviously, what with all the socialisms). Remarking how busy the campaign was, she said that she’d just gotten off the campaign and been able to shower for the first time in two days. …Wait for it…wait for it… The Washington Free Beacon decided to go [...]

TODAY IN TABLOIDS  12:55 pm October 2, 2012

Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post Furious U.S. President Sometimes Visits U.S. Cities

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post has done some heavy digging, you guys, and it has discovered that the President of the United States of America sometimes go to the biggest city in the nation! Like, he was there just last week, “talking” at “the United Nations” as if that is somehow an important thing that [...]

HEY PAWLENTY BETTER LUCK NEXT VEEPSTAKES  11:28 am August 11, 2012

Romney Taps Ryan For VP: Our Tape-Delayed Liveblog To Honor America’s Olympians

by Jesse Taylor

In case you missed it, Mitt Romney picked Rep. Paul Ryan (WI) as his running mate. Here is how they did it: First, they notified Twitter. (Darrell Issa is convening a panel to investigate the national security leaks coming out of the Romney campaign.) Then they notified Paul Ryan maybe. This morning, Romney announced the [...]

SOPHIE'S CHOICE  12:21 pm January 13, 2011

John Boehner Refused Air Force One Trip To Arizona So He Could Party

by Jack Stuef

As we noted at the time, John Boehner’s plans for yesterday looked like this: cry about Gabrielle Giffords on the House floor for a couple of hours, then head over to get sloshed at an RNC cocktail party he was hosting that evening. Sure, it seemed a little silly at the time. But then there’s [...]

THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO ON PLANES  2:00 pm January 12, 2011

Ben Quayle To Weird Out Barack Obama On Air Force One

by Jack Stuef

Ben Quayle gets Air Force One ride to Arizona from “worst president in history.” Look who gets to go on the big-boy plane! There are few ways to bring more discomfort to the people of Arizona than forcing them to hug that wide-eyed toolbag. Ben Quayle is probably in the air right now, locating an [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  3:54 pm September 8, 2010

Empress of Washingtonia’s Reign of Terror Continues

by Benjamin Frisch

Michelle Antoinette and King Louis Hussein XIV held a ecstasy-rich dance party in petit-Versailles while the poor American people want only for bread and water. [Gateway Pundit] Adding to her numerous list of decadent crimes, the first lady also terrorized New York city personally, shouting “Let them eat cake!” from Air Force One. [HillBuzz] America’s [...]

SO BUSTED  9:07 am November 30, 2009

How Can Obama Laugh When There Are Still Economic Problems?

by Ken Layne

Doesn’t Barack Obama and his gang of Chicago Thugs know it’s “wrong” in the eyes of the American Jesus to laugh at shit on the computer, when there are people out of work?! This photo was taken on Obama’s magic private jet, “Air Force One” (what, he can’t take Southwest like everybody else?) during a [...]

GAY THREESOMES  7:06 pm July 15, 2009

What Gay Porno Are They Watching On Air Force One?

by Ken Layne

Alert UK journalist “Richard” sent us this Reuters pic, wondering what kind of movie Willie Mays and Robert Gibbs and the sleazy White House press pool enjoyed last night on the flight over to the MLB All-Star game. What do you people think?

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW  11:53 am June 10, 2009

Obama Pilots Air Force One With His Mind While Everyone Else Goofs Off

by Sara K. Smith

Here’s your Wednesday Fun Foto of President Obama, working hard while Robert Gibbs fondles a play-toy and Reggie Love shows the crew his Egyptian pornography. [Official White House Photostream on Flickr]

MARRIAGE NUTS  6:23 pm May 28, 2009

Insane Press Lady Dragged From Air Force One Press Area

by Jim Newell

Oh god this is too good: “The AP’s Christina Hoag reports that Brenda Lee, a reporter for the Georgia Informer, was dragged kicking and screaming from the press area near Air Force One at Los Angeles International airport (LAX) Thursday morning… KTLA reports that Lee is a self-proclaimed ‘Roman Catholic priestess.’ Lee claims she was [...]

SCARY STUNTS  4:39 pm May 8, 2009

Fake 9/11 Cost $300,000

by Sara K. Smith

If you have ever wondered how much it costs to make 7 million New Yorkers all shit their pants at the same time, now you know: $300,000, which is actually kind of a bargain. According to Defense Secretary Robert Gates, that’s how much it cost to send a low-flying passenger jet on a little tour [...]

DRAFT IMPEACHMENT PAPERS  3:05 pm April 27, 2009

Michael Bloomberg Not Told About Obama’s Secret ‘Other’ 9/11

by Jim Newell

Remember when Barack Obama made 9/11 happen again with one of his “backup” Air Force Ones, just so a few schmucks could get tourist snapshots of such famous New York sights as the Muslim president crashing into the Statue of Liberty? Well no one even told Michael Bloomberg, the mayoral sprite of New York City, [...]

ALWAYS PLOTTING AGAINST US  1:06 pm April 27, 2009

Obama Attacks Statue of Liberty

by Ken Layne

New York was TERRORIZED this morning by, guess who, Barack Obama and his Air Force One. People are still a little jumpy after that whole 9/11 thing, so when a huge passenger jet seemed to be headed for Lower Manhattan, and then for the Statue of Liberty, there was some freaking out. Why is Obama [...]

JUST FYI  4:09 pm March 31, 2009

Obama Lands In Mystical English Forest

by Jim Newell

Barack Obama’s Air Force One has successfully landed in England for the G-20 conference, where leaders from China, Russia, France, etc., are expected to be annoying. A tribe of local knickered hobbits swarmed the country airport and captured this disturbing footage. [YouTube]

HILLARY CLINTON  1:15 pm January 17, 2008

No One Has Ever Been Funnier Than Hillary Clinton!

by Jim Newell

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