Kids today: what’s the matter with them? According to the Navy, they are actually aliens. Danger Room found a Navy recruiting powerpoint presentation and apparently these nutty “millennials” have crazy ideas about not joining the Navy. Why? Because they are “coddled” and “narcissistic praise junkies,” of course! Oh, and because of Iraq. Also did you know they have complicated text messaging codes? And if you want to convince them to sign their life away to Uncle Sam, you’ll need to crack that code. MORE »

AIMFight uses a complex mathematical algorithm (or something) to determine which of two AOL Instant Messenger users is on the most buddy lists of people on the most buddy lists (get it?). We pit disgraced former Congressman Mark Foley against the most AIM-connected person we could think of, Internet Mogul/”Closet Drinker” Nick Denton. As you can see, Mr. Foley’s got a posse. MORE »