Tag: AIDS

America’s Stopped Making Sense, The President’s Something Wild, And We Miss Jonathan Demme

Much more to him than just fava beans and a nice chianti, ff-f-f-f-f-fff. It's your Open Thread!

Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!

This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!

Wonkagenda, Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...

Donald Trump’s Fake Charity Very Generous To Phony ‘Art Museum,’ Stiffed Kids With AIDS. Just Imagine.

We're starting to think this Trump guy is some kind of schmuck.

Michael Jordan Would Like To Have A Word With You People About Police Violence

Michael Jordan is a very big superstar important person! Will this help change the conversation?

Would You Believe Donald Trump Might Be Bad At Charity?

Would you believe there's little evidence that Donald Trump has given anything near the amount of money he says he gives to charity? Of course you would.

Was This Man Orlando Mass Shooter Omar Mateen’s Gay Latino Lover? Maybe!

There's a lot of 'allegedly' in this story, but boy oh boy, if this is true.

Sounds Like Orlando Gay Club Shooter Was Raging Closet Case. Bet You Didn’t See That Coming!

All of a sudden it's starting to make more sense.

Chill American Family Association Dudes Just Want The Gays To Stop Banging *For Their Health*

This is a purely health-related concern, from some very health conscious dudes.

George W. Bush Is Great Tipper, Terrible President, Did Not Actually Do 9/11

When a famous person comes into your restaurant and turns out to be a great customer, there are many things you should do as a server. Treat them like you would anyone else, give them good service, don't bring...

Hillary Clinton Sorry She Tried To Say Nice Thing About Dead Lady, Won’t Do It Again

Hillary Clinton went and put her foot in her wherever Friday afternoon, and Twitter had itself a good afternoon of its favorite emotion: aghastness. Then her social media people read her @ mentions and she realized that, in trying...

Scott Walker’s Favorite Judge Was A Real Queer-Hatin’ Hoot In College

If you're a fan of those sorts of blog posts where we talk a whole bunch of malarkey about somebody, and then at the end say, "She seems nice!" then you are in luck! Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R-Loser)...
We don't even WANT context for this. Don't cry for Easter, Argentina.

A Firm Yet Tender, Sex-Positive Tribute To Nancy Reagan, Hollywood BJ Queen

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan, the woman who reputedly gave the greatest blowjobs in Hollywood and gave America the "Just Say No To Drugs" campaign, which ultimately proved far less satisfying, has died at the age of 94. Get...

Idiot Gov. Paul LePage Doesn’t Want Refugees Spreading The ‘Ziki Fly’ All Over Maine

Everyone hates Maine Gov. Paul LePage. Literally everyone on the planet. There are as-yet undiscovered tribes living in the deepest parts of the Amazon, and the first thing they're going to say when some intrepid anthropologist first makes contact...
The monument is 6 feet high, so that man and buggy must be HUGE

Oklahoma Has Cunning, Wildly Unconstitutional Plan To Keep The Gays From Marrying

What's an Oklahoman to do after the mean nasty libturd Supreme Court declared marriage equality the law of the land, full stop, no takesies backsies in 2015? Why, make it illegal for anyone with an STI to get married,...
A smirking asshat who loves Trump? Imagine that.

Pharma Douchebro Martin Shkreli Ain’t Got No Job No More :(

Oh no, Martin Shkreli is having another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day! Just Thursday, he was arrested for the heinous crime of being the biggest dickbag in all of U.S. America, and also for maybe the teeny-weeniest smidge of fraud....