Tag: agriculture

Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.

We Are Accidentally Creating Our Own Untreatable Plagues, Whoopsie

Ebola sure was scary in 2014, wasn't it? It wasn't nearly as bad as that outbreak of Haha-We're-So-Hosed Disease, though. Oh, you're not familiar that one? YOU WILL BE. A new review commissioned by UK Prime Minister and occasional porcine...
A little arsenic never killed anybody, oh wait it did?

Lame California Hippies Don’t Want Industrial Waste In One Glass Of Water They Have Left

  California has no water, basically, because of liberal lies like "climate change" and "a bad drought." Or maybe there is no water because nature-worshippers stole all of it, to give it to fish. WHATEVER happened, there's not much left,...
To think that MS Paint doesn't include a stencil font...

Jerry Brown Won’t Let California Water Its Lawn, Just Because There’s No More Water

California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed a lawless executive order (they're all lawless) imposing mandatory water restrictions on the oppressed people of the Golden State, which is pretty much what they asked for by being a bunch of Left...

Twitchy Asks The Tough Questions: What Kind Of Idiot Would Want To Save Bees?

Twitchy was all a-twitching on Sunday over the latest outrage perpetrated by the boy king Neville Chamberlain Obama, who on Friday had announced the creation of something called the Pollinator Health Task Force, a panel to study the problem...

Welfare for Farmers Bill Passes House; Food Stamps Not Included Because Poors Can Suck It

So remember when World’s Orangest Speaker John Boehner brought up the Farm Bill for a vote and it failed miserably because the GOP is terrible at governing? Ahhh, good times. Well, as Alex noted a few days ago, the...

Why Does The GOP Love Wasting Money On African Food Aid? A Wonksplainer!

Back by popular demand, I’m here to wonksplain how our stupid Congresspeople continue to legislate with the combined IQ of a Michelle Malkin and Glenn Beck love child. Today’s topic: International Food Aid! Or, why your tax monies is...

The President’s Famous And Farming Is Hot

It's Friday! Lounge in some articles about presidential legacies, lazy candidates, and a changing farming industry. Here's an article about why presidents shouldn't be concerned about how they will look when they go down in history. We're pretty sure...

Obama Conducting ‘Marxist Dogma’ By Trying To Reduce Child Labor On Farms

Yesterday, late-night television, today, THE FAMILY FARM! President Obama is on a quest to ruin all the fun the conservatives are having now they've got a/their man, and the latest method is to tell people who own farms that...

Dumb Alabama Immigration Law Working So Well Its Crops Are Rotting

Alabama is just the latest backwards state to legally codify its crusader witch hunt against the illegal immigrant wizards working their back-breaking field labor black magick on Alabama's giant agriculture industry, but the state's recently-enacted set of draconian worst-ever...

Crops Rotting In Georgia Since Illegal Alien Farm Workers Fled State

WHOOPS: Georgia's legal promise to crucify any illegal immigrants it could get its hands on did, in fact, have the intended effect of scaring away the state's undocumented workers. So, lo and behold, there are no workers left to harvest all of...

Steve King Stands Against Reparations (Discrimination Settlement)

Steve King and Michele Bachmann bravely stood up to Big Discriminated Black Farmer on the House floor last night, arguing against the Pigford II and Cobell settlements, which provide for the government to pay claims to black farmers against...

White House Absolutely Loved Shirley Sherrod Firing, Documents Show

Internal e-mails concerning the firing of Shirley Sherrod have been released to media organizations that requested them, and it turns out the USDA and White House acted pretty much like everyone thought they had! "Just wanted you to know...

Bill Clinton Will Attend Blanche Lincoln’s Agriculture Committee Rave

Black person from Harlem Bill Clinton is headin' to Arkansas, for some sort of pagan harvest dance in celebration of Blanche Lincoln losing her virginity or something: Former President Bill Clinton, who strongly supported Senator Blanche Lincoln in her primary...

Joe Biden Travels About The Globe, Crashing Into Everything

The USDA should be dissolved, because it makes zero sense to have a separate government death panel just for Agriculture. The U.S. can only send a few helicopters to rescue flood victims in Pakistan. Maybe if Wikileaks didn't start...