- If John McCain were tortured, that would mean opening up a freezing, dark can of sexually humiliated and sleep-deprived worms. [Andrew Sullivan]
- John McCain is the President of house pets. [The Corner]
- Howard Dean stress eats M&Ms at an airport Holiday Inn. [Yeas and Nays]
- Age-inflation victim John McCain is actually middle-aged,
which is why his chief economic adviser wants everyone to work until
they are 142, or dead. [Democracy in America]
- Rev. Wright’s half-real new book will just be about the boring history of Obama’s Muslim Church. [Top of the Ticket]
- Obama caught a luxurious cold in the resort town of Hawaii and is trying to infect New Mexico. [Ben Smith]
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