Dick Cheney doesn’t want to reveal how much shit he’s classifying (all of it) and how much he’s declassifying (ha ha ha), so the other week he said something about not actually being part of the executive branch. Now the White House says the President’s office isn’t part of the executive branch either, which means that we’re pretty sure Rahm Emanuel must be the Chief Executive? Or Scalia? Peggy Noonan? MORE »