What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!
And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.
Rick Perry is a stupid oil-pimping doofus. But today at least, he's only MOSTLY wrong.
Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!
How are we screwing African children today?
If North Carolina were a nation, we'd be sending in UN observers for its elections.
A fake U.S. Embassy operating for ten years? What's not to like about this as a movie premise?
Donald Trump will be happy to accept the outcome of the election, if he wins!
Brangelina is no more. Try some Alexina Jonelie instead.
Bill Clinton has been yelling at black people again. Specifically, he's been yelling at protesters from Black Lives Matter, calling them dishonest liars who stick up for murderers and crack dealers. (The bad kind of crack dealer, who makes...
When a famous person comes into your restaurant and turns out to be a great customer, there are many things you should do as a server. Treat them like you would anyone else, give them good service, don't bring...
Who's working hard so that they have plenty of free $peech for election season? Our gorgeous corporate persons, that's who. (Eating fondue in Switzerland counts as work. Won't someone think of the jet lagged???) Davos folks pretty jacked up about...
Wednesday's news was awful. Alison Parker and Adam Ward, a reporter and a cameraman with WDBJ-TV in Roanoke, Virginia, were murdered in cold blood, on television, for reasons we don't fully know yet. The shooter, Vester Lee Flanagan, is...
Oh, thank goodness, Ted Nugent has finally seen fit to weigh in on that dentist who killed that lion. We'd been hoping the great white skidmarked hunter would have some insights on the matter, and he came through in...