Tag: afghanistan

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Sarah Palin Just Yelled ‘Hoohah!’ And Now Our Week Is Complete

Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.

Deleted Comments: Why Does Wonkette Want To Throw Democracy Down The Toilet?

A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.

Donald Trump Love-Gushing Over Hillary Clinton Is Bestest Thing You’ll See All Day!

Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Taliban Disappointed In Donald Trump’s Lack Of Seriousness, Withholds Endorsement

He gets no respect, no respect I tell ya.

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

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Cops Somehow Catch Chelsea Bombing Suspect, Despite Donald Trump Calling Them PC Pussies

What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys?

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

Trump Spokesmoron Katrina Pierson Really Mad Obama Took Us To Afghanistan, Not Disneyland

Donald Trump campaign spokeswoman Katrina Pierson proved herself to be her boss's intellectual equal this weekend.

Is This Lunatic Gay Loving Baby Killer Donald Trump’s VEEP? No, Not Newt Gingrich

Donald Trump's vice presidential contenders are all the hell over the place. He's considering everyone from that Cookie Puss, Chris Christie, to his daughter Ivanka maybe, now that his "short-list" of candidates has told him they didn't want things...
A couple of amateurs

Mark Kelly And David Petraeus Started New Gun Safety Group Before Orlando. See? It Didn’t Work!

Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.

Donald Trump Did Not Say That Thing About American Soldiers That He Said

Donald Trump may have accused American soldiers of stealing 'millions and millions' of dollars in Iraq reconstruction money. Or he may have accused Iraqi soldiers of doing that. Or he may be a floor wax and a dessert topping.
The smartest man in the room

Sen. Tom Cotton Dreams Of An America With Even More People In Prison

Sen. Tom Cotton offered a contrarian take on prison reform: we need to put a whole lot more people behind bars, ideally forever.

Mr. Tuff Guy Sen. Tom Cotton Didn’t Drink Gay Sparkle Water When He Was At ‘Army’

Y'all, the child senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, is mad enough to tittyfuck a swallow right now! Surprise, it has to do with how Cotton still thinks he's the president of Obama's Iran foreign policy. Surprise, Tom Cotton is...
Jane, you igneous slut

Deleted Comments: Demacrats Want To Turn America Into 1944 Socialist Berlin!

Our deleted comments bag is full of the usual colorful array of comments from lackwits, poltroons, and twaddlemongers this week, plus a rare treat: an actual hate email to Yr Editrix, which we'll give pride of place by running...
Can we fix it? No, it's fucked.

Jeb Bush So Proud Of How His Florida Boys Did Abu Ghraib

BREAKING NEWS, Jeb Bush opened his mouth and his dick came out and then he stepped on it: “I was commander-in-chief of the National Guard. I visited Iraq and Afghanistan. The National Guard in Florida took the responsibility of running...
Prepare the emergency internet goats

Military Court Won’t Even Kill Deserter Guy Bowe Bergdahl Dead, How Is That Fair

Bowe Bergdahl, the Army sergeant who walked off his base in Afghanistan in 2009 and spent five years in captivity with the Taliban, will face a general court-martial on charges of desertion and of "misbehavior before the enemy,"...