Tag: afghanistan

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

Idaho Town Doing Just Fine Without Alex Jones’s Anti-Immigrant Hatefest, Thanks!

Yes, Idaho has bigots. But they're not winning. Your OPEN THREAD!

Sally Yates Throws Shade Across DC. Wonkagenda for May, 09, 2017

Sally Yates plays rough, Paul Ryan stays quiet, and TrumpCare gets even worse. Your morning news brief!

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

Oh God, Geraldo Just Wargasmed All Over Our TV Screen

AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!

Donald Trump Shoves Bomb Up Cave’s Ass. North Korea Who What Now?

Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.

Nice Time: Watch Hundreds Of Utahns Greet The Last Arriving Refugees (For Now)

We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
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Sarah Palin Just Yelled ‘Hoohah!’ And Now Our Week Is Complete

Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.

Deleted Comments: Why Does Wonkette Want To Throw Democracy Down The Toilet?

A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.

Donald Trump Love-Gushing Over Hillary Clinton Is Bestest Thing You’ll See All Day!

Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Taliban Disappointed In Donald Trump’s Lack Of Seriousness, Withholds Endorsement

He gets no respect, no respect I tell ya.

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Cops Somehow Catch Chelsea Bombing Suspect, Despite Donald Trump Calling Them PC Pussies

What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys?

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

Trump Spokesmoron Katrina Pierson Really Mad Obama Took Us To Afghanistan, Not Disneyland

Donald Trump campaign spokeswoman Katrina Pierson proved herself to be her boss's intellectual equal this weekend.