We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.
A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.
Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!
He gets no respect, no respect I tell ya.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys?
Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!
Donald Trump campaign spokeswoman Katrina Pierson proved herself to be her boss's intellectual equal this weekend.
Donald Trump's vice presidential contenders are all the hell over the place. He's considering everyone from that Cookie Puss, Chris Christie, to his daughter Ivanka maybe, now that his "short-list" of candidates has told him they didn't want things...
Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.
Donald Trump may have accused American soldiers of stealing 'millions and millions' of dollars in Iraq reconstruction money. Or he may have accused Iraqi soldiers of doing that. Or he may be a floor wax and a dessert topping.
Sen. Tom Cotton offered a contrarian take on prison reform: we need to put a whole lot more people behind bars, ideally forever.
Y'all, the child senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, is mad enough to tittyfuck a swallow right now! Surprise, it has to do with how Cotton still thinks he's the president of Obama's Iran foreign policy. Surprise, Tom Cotton is...
Our deleted comments bag is full of the usual colorful array of comments from lackwits, poltroons, and twaddlemongers this week, plus a rare treat: an actual hate email to Yr Editrix, which we'll give pride of place by running...
BREAKING NEWS, Jeb Bush opened his mouth and his dick came out and then he stepped on it: “I was commander-in-chief of the National Guard. I visited Iraq and Afghanistan. The National Guard in Florida took the responsibility of running...