affordable care act
Point: Obamacare Is Awesome! Counterpoint: Yes It Is!
Good afternoon. We come together in solemnity on this solemn Memorial Day of solemnitude to rap at ya about Obamacare, and how it will kill you dead … WITH GREAT PRICES! Taking the Point that Obamacare is awesome, because “California,” will be your Editrix. Taking the Counterpoint that Yes it is, even though he lives [...]
In Ploy To Weaken Obamacare, GOP Geniuses Give Obama More Power Over Obamacare
Back in November, the United States held an election that you might have heard about. And in that election one B. Barry Bamz trounced the ever loving shit out of some dude, what was his name, the guy with the hair? Unfortunately, the hair guy’s party held on to the House of Representatives and its [...]
Indiana University Taking Important Steps to Ensure Our Children Is Learning in Diseased Environment
Is our children learning? Sure they are, kind of! Maybe! Well, who knows, it is tough to say! But is our children learning from and around people who have health care coverage and are thus not in danger of infecting them with disease? No, of course not, don’t be silly, this is too much to [...]
Idaho State Senator Says Obamacare Just Like The Holocaust, Because Of Course It Is
Idaho state Senator Sheryl Nuxoll does not like this Obamacare thing one bit, and she also does not like that Idaho Gov. Butch Otter is supporting legislation to set up a state health exchange, because what kind of freedom-loving American simply goes along with something as trivial as federal law? So Sen Nuxoll sent a [...]
Wendy’s Would Like To Get In On This Unsanitary Food Service Thing By Refusing Employee Health Care
Remember when the owners of Red Lobster and Olive Garden realized that denying health care coverage to food service workers was not super popular amongst their customers? Well, that looked like SO MUCH FUN that a Wendy’s franchise in Omaha wants in on it, so employee hours will be reduced accordingly.
Fox News: Why Is Jerk Obama Making Walmart Cut Its Healthcare Benefits?
Is Walmart doing something horrible today? Well, it’s a “day” so yes, of course Walmart is doing something horrible today. Walmart—the nation’s largest private sector employer—is joining the ranks of companies seeking to avoid their obligation to provide employees with health insurance as required by Obamacare. OF COURSE THEY ARE. See, there is pretty much [...]
Mitt Romney Takes Four Different Positions On Pre-Existing Conditions In Twelve Hours
Yesterday, David Gregory had an exclusive breaking up to the minute two-part interview with the Romneys on Meet the Press. The first part of the interview was spent awkwardly sitting super-close to the Romneys and asking them kind of silly questions as the bus bounced up and down and maybe David Gregory got a little [...]
Erin Burnett Thinks You Are A Loser, Lies About It
OMG you guys, what was it like to wake up on Thursday and have less liberty? Did you know right away, or were you in so much shock that it took awhile to hit you? Because these are the kinds of questions your grandkids will ask about the Day That Justice Roberts Took Freedom Away, [...]
Very Self-Aware Grandma Grifter Sarah Palin Calls Nancy Pelosi ‘Dingbat’
Everyone RELAX because Sarah Palin has officially weighed in on our freedom, and how it has been taken away by the Supreme Court and Obamacare. Here she is on Fox News with Sean Hannity, discussing how all hell will break loose now that we can ALL BUY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM A CORPORATION, oh NOES, it’s [...]
Welcome To Your 2012 Constitutional Crisis Starring Some Weird 5th Circuit Judge
Good morrow, gentles! Verily, have you Heard the News? A Reagan-appointed Fifth Circuit Judge has handed out homework to a government lawyer, because he is so mad that Obama never passed Con Law. Marburby v. Madison! NYT v. Sullivan! Lemon v. Kurtzman! THREE PRONGS! Did NoObAma cheat on that too? Is his Harvard Law degree [...]
ObamaCare Wants to Murder Herman Cain With Cancer
Herman Cain: “If ObamaCare had been implemented when I caught cancer, I’d be dead.” Is cancer still a thing people are “catching” these days? If so, everyone stay away from Herman Cain, because he had it! Whatever, there are still a few weird morons who believe that ObamaCare will axe murder to pieces whatever sweet [...]
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