Tag: affirmative action

Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.

Sonia Sotomayor Wanted To Smack Scalia With Baseball Bat, But Only When He Was Talking

More proof that the Supreme Court ain't beanbag.

Here’s Your Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Moving To New Zealand If Trump Is Elected

It's no big deal because sane Americans aren't going to let Trump anywhere near the presidency. OR ARE THEY?

Wonkette Baby Literally Walking All Over Your Weekly Top Ten

You come vote for the Wonkette Baby in the Cute Baby Contest right now!

Mediocre White Girl Fails To Take Down Affirmative Action

Today, the Supreme Court of the United States did a very good thing. They ruled against Ms. Abigail Fisher and her moronic lawsuit against the University of Texas, where she claimed she was not admitted because she was white....
Don't joke about the size of his wings. He's hung like a...

Trump Advisor: Donald’s VP Has To Be A White Guy Because Affirmative Action

Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.

Trump Plays Fantasy SCOTUSball, Picks Judge Who Hates Him

Presumptive GOP presidential nominee and Dark Lord of the Sith Donald Trump climbed atop his podium to announce his potential SCOTUS picks yesterday, and they were pretty much the same wingnuts and religious zealots the GOP's been ramming and...

Trump Campaign On Assaulted Breitbart Reporter Gal: Who, Us?

The Trump campaign has gotten so crazy, sometimes they assault people who aren't even black! Take this nice young Breitbart reporter gal -- she's white, even! (And cute!) And she says Trump's campaign manager came up behind her, grabbed...
He may or may not get to have a word with the Framers about original intent.

Dead Scalia Already Making America Great Again

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's corpse has not been rotting long enough for us to miss him yet because that's never going to happen, even if we live for a thousand years. But his death is already having some wondrous consequences...
He may or may not get to have a word with the Framers about original intent.

Justice Scalia Knows The Blacks Are Too Dumb For Real Colleges

You'll be shocked to know that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said a Not Very Nice But Very Typical Of Him thing on Wednesday. Was it about lady parts? Homo parts? Nope, this time it was about African-American brain parts: He argued that "most of...

Donald Trump Leads Republican Scabs Across Their Own Debate Picket Line

After a brief attempt to collectively bargain for kinder, gentler debate rules -- Republican presidential candidate workers of the world, unite! -- the whole scheme fell apart when Donald Trump uncordially invited the other candidates to suck his YOOGE gold-plated balls,...

Loser Republicans Want Debates To Be More Fair To Losers

This is so pathetic, even we feel sorry for the Republican Party. Yes, we, Yr Wonkette, always first in line to instruct Republicans on the various ways they should have sexual relations with themselves, often involving unhygienic tools. After boo-hooing about how last week's CNBC-hosted...

‘Democrat’ Jim Webb Drops ‘Democrat’ Charade, Will Definitely Be President Now

Reagan fanboy and slave-holder sympathizer Jim Webb has decided to see himself out of the Big Blue Tent in which, let's face it, he never really belonged. The pretend Democratic presidential candidate polling at negative eleventeen percent, with zero dollars...
The only time we've ever been tempted to do like Perez Hilton and draw a dick on somebody's face.

Whether In Blackface Or Not, Mindy Kaling’s Brother Is Consistently A D*ck

Mindy Kaling, the beloved comedienne who created and currently stars in The Mindy Project, is delightful. She catapulted into her current position after spending years as a producer, director, writer AND character on The Office. Mindy Kaling is not a dick, as...
Dear Sir or Madame: I am outraged by the lack of variety in the .gifs on this blog!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Oh Yeah Wonket? Well YOU’RE An Abortion!

This week's crop of deleted comments made us feel a bit nostalgic, since a couple of them employ a rightwing rhetorical trope that we first noticed when we still read the local news-paper while listening to Fleetwood Mac on...
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Hey Who’s This Loretta Lynch Gal That Might Be Our New Attorney General Maybe?

Eric Holder told us a while ago that he's resigning as Attorney General to spend more time with all his Black Panther buddies. Who would replace him as the nation's top cop? No one knew -- the thinking was...