Tag: affairs

Hey-o, my fellow Christian bro-mies, what are YOU doing? Just staying abstinent until marriage, because you're pretty sure Jesus says no getting your dick...

We don’t believe in an actual hell here at Wonkette, because nothing the Dark Lord Satan, Ruler of the Underworld, could dream up for...

Another day, another dumbass married guy talking shit on teh computerz -- yes, our favorite Bush shower-paintings email hacker "Guccifer" is still arduously selling...

Back in two thousand diggity 'leven, there was this fella Herman Cain who nearly got himself a presidential nomination. He didn't care for that!...

The density of swollen piglet Newt Gingrich's sleaziness is apparently such that there are still, ten years later, more awful details of his second...

Serial-divorcing creep Newt Gingrich just can't stop taking advantage of the women who work for him -- it's the only way a toad like...

Hilarious has-been dumblebore Herman Cain will have to drop out of the "anybody but Romney" GOP primary because he has a very busy penis....

Briefly popular ignoramus Herman Cain was already sinking in the GOP primary polls like every other random dingbat the party has puked up for...

A pretty lady claims she had a 13-year-long sexytime affair with Herman Cain, the chain restaurant executive who is apparently still running for president....

We thought Giant Whining Baby/Serial Divorcer Newt Gingrich had his half-million-dollar Tiffany's credit line just because he always needs new engagement rings when he...

Does anybody care about this John Ensign affair/bribe thing anymore? Probably nobody cares about this John Ensign affair/bribe thing anymore, but the details of...

To go along with the rumors that Todd Palin has had affairs and sexed prostitutes, the National Enquirer is now reporting that Todd Palin...

When Newt Gingrich was getting non-wife blowjobs during Bill Clinton's blowjob hearings, he did so because his lust for the United States of America...

Presidential candidate/kitsch 1990s artifact Newt Gingrich knows he's going to have to explain why he had so many affairs when he was trying to...

When Republican Congressman Chris Lee resigned a few weeks ago mere hours after Gawker published what appeared to be e-mails and a photo he...

Wow, that Chris Lee sure resigned fast, eh? For perspective, Larry Craig was arrested for trying to have sex with a man in a...

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