Tag: affair

Guess Which Trumpers Were Boning, And Now One’s Bein’ Crazy And One’s Out Of A Job?

If you only screw the poor, you're still a great choice for the Trump White House.

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
We're suspending reporters for sexxytimes now?

Fox News Guy Kicked Off Air Just For Gettin’ A Little Strange

In your WTF, Really? News today, a blessed distraction from the agita over Donald Trump's Ascension to the GOP nomination: Fox News White House correspondent Ed Henry has been bounced off the air for an indeterminate time, because he...
He feels just awful about all this, no more questions

Horndog Ol’ Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley Had Sex Chats With God, All Is Forgiven

a href="http://wonkette.com/600056/listen-to-alabama-governor-talk-about-touching-dirty-pillows-of-not-his-wife">Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley would like you all to just hush up now about all the sexxytimes he didn't have with his chief political advisor (and not-wife), Rebekah Caldwell Mason, because he and the LORD have talked it...
Because you shouldn't have run again, maybe...

Fornicating Michigan Teabaggers Lose Comeback Bids, Probably Because Satan

Remember Michigan family values state Reps. Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, who had an adulterous affair during their freshman terms in office, which Rep. Courser tried to cover up with an insane scheme to paint himself as the victim of a...
Wonkette's fiance

Morning Maddow: Let’s Relive Corrupt Sen. John Ensign’s Sleazy Sex Scandal, Eww (Video)

A goodly chunk of the Rachel Maddow Show Thursday was devoted to an exclusive story on the John Ensign sex scandal and its fallout, much of which had been hidden away in Justice Department records. You see, Ensign, Nevada's...

Married Congressman Vance McAllister Fires Lady He Was Kissing On For Being Too Much Of A Slut

Here at Yr Wonkette, we are proud to bring you all the Vance McAllister news you can possibly stomach, which we figure is probably about 600 words and change. McAllister, as you are no doubt aware, is the nice...

West Virginia Judge Indicted After Trying To Live Out Bad Noir Movie Plot

A West Virginia judge was indicted last Thursday on two charges of conspiracy after spending years trying to frame the husband of his former lover with a number of crimes. The AP reports that the indictment against Mingo County...

Newsmax Reporter: Petraeus Affair Endangered National Security, Per Egregious, Totally Fine FBI Leak

What have our rightwing torture chamber pals at Newsmax been up to lately? Well, according to "chief Washington correspondent" Ronald Kessler, they've just cold been getting leaks from disgruntled Fibbies about retired spook-in-chief David Petraeus's office boffings since October....

Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably

Everybody's all scandalized over the resignation of CIA director and retired Army General David Petraeus, who rather conveniently had to resign because of an affair one week before he had to testify about Benghazi, just sayin', we should probably...

Drudge Sirens: Gen. David Petraeus Resigns CIA Due To Spying … Between The Sheets

CIA Director David Petraeus has submitted his resignation, admitting that he'd had an extramarital affair and had exercised "extremely poor judgement." Petraeus is likely to be replaced on an interim basis by deputy CIA director Mike Morrell, according to...

Is Florida’s Pretty Lt. Gov. Lady Having Lesbionic Interracial Affair With Aide?

That's a good question, in that headline right there up above here, that you just read. It comes to us via the court filings of a lady who worked for Florida's lieutenant governor, Jennifer Carroll, and who is now...

Nikki Haley’s Alleged Republican Loveblogger Posts Sexy Texts

The weird "blogger has sex with hot governor-candidate lady" just keeps getting sexier (except for the blogger-having-sex part). South Carolina GOP person-turned-blog-typer Will Folks has produced various Holy Texts about the sexytime he supposedly had with GOP candidate Nikki...

Sanford Talks Of ‘Soul Mate,’ Other Ladies In Most Embarrassing Interview Yet

When Governor Mark Sanford tearfully admitted last week that he had an affair with some gal who he actually liked a lot, many people wrote approvingly of his candor, and the fact that he didn't say "Meh, I was...

Reporter Reveals How She Got Exclusive Sanford AM Airport SCOOP

Well here is a sort of sad but interesting angle on the Sanford Firecracker Love Scandal, straight from The State reporter Gina Smith, who drove 200 miles to corner the exhausted governor of South Carolina at 6:15 in the...