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Oh hey, do you read the Washington Post on the internets? If you do, you may have noticed that they quietly rolled out a new design last week — and if the 11 million responses to their announcement on the blog are any indication, it’s a hit!

I suppose the objective was to make the paper itself as difficult as possible for the filthy liberals to read, and comment on all the lies and propaganda you publish.

Posted by: newspaperman506 | April 1, 2007 12:36 PM

That’s one randomly selected comment, and the rest of them are in almost complete agreement that everything about the new homepage is a terrible travesty on par with the massacre of the Indians and Shakespeare in Love’s Oscar.

It turns out readers don’t like pointless click-thrus, more white space, and making more room for millions of ads (oh hi, Denton).

More reader responses, after the jump.

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• “You: Girl with ridiculously short white skirt sitting on top of another guy having sex in the corner of the front room.” The front room of Rumors last night. [Craigslist]
• George Allen “once put a severed deer’s head in somebody’s mailbox. Admittedly, it’s not quite as bad as the scene in The Godfather….” The Godfather is fictional. [T&A]
• Virgin, straight-edge Trekkie just needs a little more coaxing and she’ll “give it up.” [Golden Silence]
• WSC and Blue Cross sell with blow jobs. It makes sense — join a gym, get more blowjobs. You see where this is going. [Sarcastic and Cynical]
• I know, right? People who haven’t been on the news are so provincial. [K Street Blues]
• Don’t eat corn before a colonoscopy. [Lumpyhead]

Hillary Clinton, talking at the Kaiser Family Foundation yesterday on the dread menaces of video games and abundant food: MORE »

* It’s his first week on the job, and Tony Snow has already drunk the Kool-Aid. [Examiner] MORE »

After we exposed the bathroom difficulties of the men of Media Matters, DCist published this helpful primer on ass-wiping protocols, as well as other matters of bathroom etiquette. MORE »

And they said that references to ass-fucking would turn advertisers off:

We read that the government will spend $250 million on advertising over the next six months — maybe if they had less they’d be a little more careful about where they spent it:

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