Tag: advertising

Sure, Here Are Michelle Obama And Ann Romney In A Chinese Condom Ad, Because Why Not

Is this Chinese ad for Durex condoms, featuring Michelle Obama and Egg Romney, real? We think so! And that is good enough for us.

Wonkette Has Always Depended On The Kindness Of Strangers

You are looking to reach over 650k unique human beings each month – Wonkette readers are born with an advanced degree and at least one third of them even have jobs! – and we are looking to keep from...

Poor, Stupid Americans Outsource Fire Hydrant Repair To KFC

Some six thousand years ago, when George Washington and Jesus were walking through colonial Williamsburg with their friends the dinosaurs, our Founding Fathers wrote a Constitution laying out a broad vision for what government should and shouldn’t do in...

Discount Airline Emails Giant Double Entendre To Unsuspecting Customers

American Capitalism is still kind of fun, once in a while! Spirit Airlines emailed customers this offer with the subject line, "Want To See Our Weiner?" and miraculously this did not end up in everyone's spam folder. The Weiner-themed...

As American Middle Class Vanishes, Advertisers Focus Only On Richest 10%

Here's something with a plus and a minus: Most Americans will soon be free of endless advertising and marketing campaigns, because the advertising industry has decided the only money to be made is in marketing things to the last...

Chrysler Woos Tea Partiers With Awesome George Washington Fan Fiction

Remember when Chrysler was America's #3 car company, run by the can-do fraudery of Lee Iacocca, and not some terrible money pit owned in equal parts by Barack Obama and the Italians? Now it is exactly the sort...

The DSCC Hits The Totally Lame Ball Out Of The Hip, Young Park With This New Ad!

Can everyone please check out the excruciating and clunky allusion that is the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee's latest video? Why does the weird DSCC want to sell everyone iPod nanos? See the conceit here is that Republicans are so square...

Advertisers Flee Fox News’ Chubby Racist Hate-Clown

Vile behavior is usually rewarded by Idiot America (see "Michael Vick"), but there is finally some sort of financial penalty for being a repulsive screaming nutbag racist bag of clown shit on a national cable-news station owned by one...

Guess Who’s Advertising In Arizona?

Pampered, carpetbagging playboy John McCain's "home" state of Arizona has gone dangerously pink in the last few days, and the Obama campaign is so awash in cash that they decided enh, what the hell, why not throw up some...

Barack Obama Releases Ad With Words And Thoughts In It

The Democratic presidential candidate constantly condescends to Ordinary Americans by saying, "you're smarter than Washington gives you credit for," and "I have great faith in the intelligence of the American people," and by asking voters to "read" and "think...

John McCain Buried In Pile Of Angry ‘View’ Hosts

What is the world coming to when the ladies on The View ask John McCain the toughest questions he's gotten in weeks? And yet even these hardened journalists don't follow up on one of his most infuriating talking points...

New McCain Ad Stars The Elephant Man

Good god, what is that...thing? It's your hopelessly deformed John McCain, cursed by elephantiasis of the Truck Nutz, but he will bravely save America with his Original Maverickness. Clearly, somebody at McCain headquarters is reading your Wonkette, because we can...

Nice Job With The Subtlety On This Ad, DNC!

WATCH THE AD. WATCH THE AD. WATCH THE AD. WATCH THE AD. READ WONKETTE. READ WONKETTE. READ WONKETTE. FEED ME. FEED ME. FEED ME.

Why Do You Love Blogs, Losers?

Oh hey, could you take a few minutes to do this survey? It is about the blogs, and it is done by our advertising company, BlogAds, so it helps them figure out how to pay us to do Wonkette,...