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Wonkette Sponsors May Have Had Sex With Larry Craig

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Thanks to our sponsors this week for supporting us in such a bear market. MORE »


MEDIA

WaPo.com: Fuck You, You Love the Redesign

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

YOU LOVE IT, ADMIT IT - WonketteOh hey, do you read the Washington Post on the internets? If you do, you may have noticed that they quietly rolled out a new design last week — and if the 11 million responses to their announcement on the blog are any indication, it’s a hit!

I suppose the objective was to make the paper itself as difficult as possible for the filthy liberals to read, and comment on all the lies and propaganda you publish.

Posted by: newspaperman506 | April 1, 2007 12:36 PM

That’s one randomly selected comment, and the rest of them are in almost complete agreement that everything about the new homepage is a terrible travesty on par with the massacre of the Indians and Shakespeare in Love’s Oscar.

It turns out readers don’t like pointless click-thrus, more white space, and making more room for millions of ads (oh hi, Denton).

More reader responses, after the jump.

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ADVERTISING

Metro Section: Only Someone Wearing White After Labor Day Would Have Sex in Public

Monday, September 25th, 2006
  • “You: Girl with ridiculously short white skirt sitting on top of another guy having sex in the corner of the front room.” The front room of Rumors last night. [Craigslist]
  • George Allen “once put a severed deer’s head in somebody’s mailbox. Admittedly, it’s not quite as bad as the scene in The Godfather….” The Godfather is fictional. [T&A]
  • Virgin, straight-edge Trekkie just needs a little more coaxing and she’ll “give it up.” [Golden Silence]
  • WSC and Blue Cross sell with blow jobs. It makes sense — join a gym, get more blowjobs. You see where this is going. [Sarcastic and Cynical]
  • I know, right? People who haven’t been on the news are so provincial. [K Street Blues]
  • Don’t eat corn before a colonoscopy. [Lumpyhead]

ADVERTISING

Hillary: The Mind-Meld is Begun!

Friday, July 21st, 2006

wax%20hillary.jpgHillary Clinton, talking at the Kaiser Family Foundation yesterday on the dread menaces of video games and abundant food: MORE »


REMAINDERS

Remainders: Stay Focused

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

* It’s his first week on the job, and Tony Snow has already drunk the Kool-Aid. [Examiner] MORE »


ADVERTISING

More Fun With Contextual Advertising

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

After we exposed the bathroom difficulties of the men of Media Matters, DCist published this helpful primer on ass-wiping protocols, as well as other matters of bathroom etiquette. MORE »


ADVERTISING

Anderson Cooper Expands

Monday, December 5th, 2005

And they said that references to ass-fucking would turn advertisers off:

Expanding Anderson
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ADVERTISING

Another Reason for Lackluster Military Recruitment?

Friday, August 26th, 2005

We read that the government will spend $250 million on advertising over the next six months — maybe if they had less they’d be a little more careful about where they spent it:

Oops Wrong Show
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Advertising on Wonkette

Friday, January 23rd, 2004

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