Tag: adoption

‘Jill And Jessa: Counting On’ Finale: Our Long National Nightmare Is Over At Last

We regret to inform you that the latest iteration of the Duggars, "Jill and Jessa: Counting Spawn On" has not yet been cancelled. Turns out prayers don't do shit. Perhaps we need to start making blood sacrifices to minor...
Are they giggling because they stealed a baby???

The Duggars Will Help You Steal A Baby In Five Days Or Less, Maybe

Doesn't it blow when you want a baby but you ain't got no baby, and they won't let you take home the first one you see at the baby store? That's when you have to get on your knees and...
Family Court recommends placement with a more stable parent

It’s A Thanksgiving Miracle! Evil Abusive ‘Chicken Coop’ Mom Going To Jail Forever

Yet another contender for Worst Parent of Forever emerged this week, as a jury convicted Diana Franklin on multiple felony counts of child abuse of her adopted daughter. The girl, now 18, testified that she was underfed, forced to lie naked on a bed...
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Deleted Comments: Like Your Master Obama, Wonkette Wants To Destroy America

So here's one heck of a surprise: Most of our deleted comments this week are about the Paris terrorist attacks, and the subsequent mass pants-soiling by Republican governors, Republican presidential candidates, and the truly rank Republican rank & file...
Moms!

Utah Judge Won’t Let Loving Lesbians Get Their Gay All Over Foster Kid

Time for another episode of "Wingnuts think they know what's best for kids, probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near kids." This time it's a Utah judge responsible for deciding whether parents are fit to adopt kids. His name is...

Love Child! Stay Away From David Vitter Or He Will Bortion You (Allegedly)

Sen. David Vitter, the family values Republican from Adult Diapers, Louisiana, would like to be governor. And he would also like everyone to stop asking him about that time he committed a "very serious sin" by banging hookers -- not...
No babies for vets until they save all the babies!

Senate GOP Screwing Lady Veterans Out Of Having Babies, Because Planned Parenthood

Oooooh, Senate Republicans are SO mad! Turns out there is a thing called Planned Parenthood, it does healthcare to ladies, including abortion healthcare, and absolutely nothing -- NOTHING! -- is more important than putting a stop to that right...
Still has that Derp in the headlights look

Arkansas Family Values Rep Who Regifted Children To A Rapist Still Sure He’s The Victim

In with all the excitement around gross child-bad-touchers Josh Duggar (admittedly) and Dennis Hastert (allegedly), we also got an update late last week on terrible human being and Arkansas state Rep. Justin Harris (R-Ewww), the super-Christiany guy who adopted...
Not an exact rendering of the couple.

‘Dad’ Gay Marries ‘Son’ In Pennsylvania, But Not In A Gross Kid-Touching Way

Oh no, the slippery slope the religious right has been warning us about for decades is real! Boys marrying boys, cowboys marrying horses, cowgirls marrying toasters, and now, in Pennsylvania, a father has gone and married his own son....
We're fine with gay adoptions, but not with naming innocent children 'Arwen'

Sorry Nutbags, Even AZ’s Hard-Right Gov Thinks Keeping Foster Kids From Gay Homes Is Dick Move

Is there a tinfoil hat shortage in Arizona? Republican Gov. Doug Ducey issued an executive order Wednesday rescinding a Department of Child Safety policy prohibiting legally married same-sex couples from adopting children or becoming foster parents, bringing actual state...
Still has that Derp in the headlights look

Arkansas Governor Signs Bill Ensuring Slimy Rep. Justin Harris Will Never Regift Another Child

Thank the good lord above, the great state of Arkansas has finally outlawed the practice of "rehoming" adopted children -- that is, just handing off your adopted kids to someone else to raise and hoping for the best, a...
He Stopped Making Sense long ago

Justin Harris Diddles Kids’ Welfare Committee, Must ‘Rehome’ It To Better Vice-Chairman

Get out your hip boots and emesis basins, because it's time for more news about horrifying human/pond scum hybrid Justin Harris, the Arkansas state representative who "rehomed" two adopted daughters with Eric Francis, a guy who raped one of...
These big David Byrne suits dont' just grow on trees, you know.

Child-Regifting Job Creator Justin Harris Got $4 Million In Tax Funds For Jesus Pre-School

Hey, we bet you'd like to read a story about sleazy child-regifting monster Justin Harris that isn't about his sleazy child regifting for a change, wouldn't you? Lord knows we have plenty of those already, and the whole sordid...
The power of Derp compels him

Ark. Rep. Justin Harris Had Daughters’ Demons ‘Exorcised’ Before ‘Rehoming’ Them With A Rapist

The sad, ugly saga of Justin Harris and the "rehoming" of his two adopted daughters just morphed into a B-movie horror flick. According to several people who knew the Harrises, the super-Christian Arkansas state rep. and his wife, Marsha,...
Oh Christ, it's This Asshole Again

Girls’ Foster Parents Not Impressed With Kid-Dumping AR Rep Justin Harris’s Sob Story

The bizarre story of Arkansas state Rep. Justin Harris and his decision to "rehome" his two adopted daughters with a family friend and employee, Eric Francis, who later raped one of the girls, continued to unfold in High Weird...
Marsha and Justin Harris

Kid-Dumper AR Rep Justin Harris So SO Sorry … That DHS Screwed Him And His Family (Video)

  After the older of his two adopted daughters -- at the mature age of six -- was raped by the man to whom he had "rehomed" her, Arkansas state Rep. Justin Harris (R - "God's Kingdom") gave a press...