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  How Will This Affect Hillary's Chances in 2016?

Study: Women Less Likely To Travel Back In Time To Kill Hitler, So Don’t Put Them In Charge Of That

Have *none* of you people read the FAQ?
As everyone knows, an important part of any good social science study’s research design is throwing in some element that will get you into the media without being so outlandish that people dismiss your study altogether, and this month’s prize goes to Rebecca Friesdorf, a Master’s student in social psychology at Wilfrid Laurier University in Waterloo, Ontario. She skates right on the edge of that dilemma by including a question about whether it would be morally acceptable to go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler as part of a study on how people make moral decisions recently published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin. We say she wins. Read more on Study: Women Less Likely To Travel Back In Time To Kill Hitler, So Don’t Put Them In Charge Of That…
  Let's Focus On The Real Monster Here

John ‘God Did The Holocaust’ Hagee Thinks Barack Obama’s An Anti-Semite

Unclear whether Obama is God's Will or just bad luck
Wingnut San Antonio pastor John Hagee, who memorably explained that the Holocaust was God’s gift to the Jews so they could return to Israel, told the Zionist Organization of America Sunday that Barack Obama is anti-Semitic because he is too friendly with Iran. Read more on John ‘God Did The Holocaust’ Hagee Thinks Barack Obama’s An Anti-Semite…
  d is for dreadful

Cookie Monster Is A Neo-Nazi Now, Thanks Obama

Generally, we are totally down with the educational efforts of Sesame Street because we are scumbag left-wing propaganda-perpetrating liberals who think that teaching kids that war kind of sucks and that gay people are OK is a thing worth teaching. Also, too, we are super into the fact that FLOTUS shows up on there all the time to talk about cool things like growing your own vegetables. Weirdly, we are not so in love with Sesame Street when it is co-opted by neo-Nazis to put a friendly face on race war and how Adolf Hitler was a cool dude, but seems that some German folk have adopted Cookie Monster as their new recruitment tool. Read more on Cookie Monster Is A Neo-Nazi Now, Thanks Obama…
  praise the ammunition and pass the lord

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Will Live In Infamy

After all those wonderful lies about the Great Depression, it will be nice to get back to something more like reality in our rightwing Christian textbooks for the Christian school/homeschooling market. And so, on with World War II — as we’ve noted, once these guys have an actual shooting war to look at, they tend to tone down the Culture War stuff. And for one of our two texts, the 11th/12th-grade United States History for Christian Schools (Bob Jones University Press, 2001), that’s pretty much the case — there is almost nothing in this textbook’s coverage of WWII that would be out of place in a secular textbook. Happily for our purposes, our other book, A Beka’s eighth-grade America: Land I Love (1994, 2006), is just as full of crazy as ever, and even some of its discussion of the war itself is at best cursory. This is important, because we just aren’t ready to jump straight into the weirdness that is their discussion of the Cold War. (How’s that for a teaser for next week?) Let’s start with the primary causes of World War II: Socialism, spiritual emptiness, and of course, Charles Darwin. Yep, it’s going to be another of those chapters. Read more on Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Will Live In Infamy…
  more bunk than bunker

WND’s Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama’s Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler’s Death Certificate

Wingnut’s wingnut Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., has pretty much had it with this “Barack Obama Birth Certificate” nonsense. That is just SO 2008-2013. Now he’s onto a fresh new thing: Hitler. Oh sure, you may scoff — Hitler died nearly 70 years ago, after all! But “Hitler Escaped” stories are the little black dress of conspiracy theories — so basic, so simple, yet endlessly variable, and always timely. Let’s see how Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., fills out this sexy little number. Read more on WND’s Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama’s Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler’s Death Certificate…
  you know who else ... ?

Smug Idiots Get Pretty Much Everything Wrong In Stupid ‘Gun Control Is Hitler’ Billboard

This is sad you guys. Some smug idiots in Dayton, Tennessee, put up a billboard about how Adolf Hitler loooooved gun control, loved it so much he wanted to get it pregnant with Gay Hitler (redundant!!!1!) babies, because gun control is how you kill all the Jews, everyone knows that, and they are like “up your nose with a rubber hose, LIBERALS! Suck on our peni of death!” And then some dumb newspaper reporter (probably a Jew, knowing them) was all nerdazoid and like “er, pardon me fellows, but you seem to have printed a falsehood on your giant billboard devoted to explaining how keeping children from murdering themselves with guns is the same as murdering people in a cloud of Zyklon B, as your humorous and ironic juxtaposition of a seemingly benign quote and the fact that it came from Adolf Hitler is belied by the fact that it is an urban legend, Hitler never said it and was not for gun control and in fact significantly relaxed the Weimar Republik’s stringent weapon regulations, and you seem, in scientific parlance, to have your head up your asses.” And then they shoved his head in a toilet and drowned him to death for being such a fag. Read more on Smug Idiots Get Pretty Much Everything Wrong In Stupid ‘Gun Control Is Hitler’ Billboard…
  Right In Der Fuhrer's Face

Ghost Breitbart: Maybe Hitler Was Gay! (Like Obama, Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)

Actual history information: some maybe-newly-discovered postwar interview notes with Adolf Hitler’s doctors have turned up that have led Ghost Breitbart and the Washington Examiner to the Perfectly Reasonable Conclusion that Adolf Hitler was an obviously fogget. Despite the excitable headlines in the these two fine media establishments, however, Hitler’s doctors didn’t say he was gay — it was an Army interrogator who interviewed these doctors who said it. In shorthand. And if you can’t trust the judgment of an obscure Army guy, who can you trust? Better not allow gays to marry, or you’re asking for another Holocaust! (OK, OK, so the actual Zombie Breitbart article doesn’t say Obama is gay. Just all of the comments.) Read more on Ghost Breitbart: Maybe Hitler Was Gay! (Like Obama, Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)…
  thursday fun post about hitler

Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere

Here is your weekly Thursday Fun Post About Hitler! What has Hitler done now? Well, according to Science, Hitler “craved cocaine and cars,” injected himself with young bull semen so he could have mad coked-out bull sex with Eva Braun, and farted up a storm, maybe in Eva Braun’s face, because he was hilarious and also, too, because he was a vegetarian. Man, Hitler was nuts. When will Obama apologize for being Hitler and farting and doing coke in fast cars with bull semen? Read more on Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere…
  you know who else compared obama to hitler?

Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler

The wonderful man we are dearly hoping becomes the GOP nominee for president has now joined the rest of the right-wing Internet in comparing President Barack Obama to Nazi Germany mastermind Adolf Hitler. CBS News reports: Read more on Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler…
  she's hot sexy and dead

Hitler’s Sexy, Fun, Yoga-Loving Gal Also Wore ‘Blackface’

If you could dig up German cutie Eva Braun and somehow make her alive again, like she was in the glamorous 1940s when she did blackface show tunes for boyfriend Adolf Hitler, then America might just have the one woman who could finally become president of America. Sorry Sarah, but you’re not sexy enough! Also, god, that voice. Even Nazi German sounds better than your weird chalkboard/Minnesota/realtor cackle. Anyway, there are a bunch of newly rediscovered Eva Braun photos, wearing blackface or wearing nothing at all, doing crazy yoga on the beach and partying with some gay dudes. Can you imagine such a creature, alive today, in America? She’d have a four-hour block of prime-time programming on Fox and Animal Planet (she loved dogs!), and this would compete with a three-hour block of Dancing With the Star, with the “star” being Eva Braun. She would get her modern-day boyfriend (Roger Ailes? Glenn Beck? George Allen?) to fire everybody who complained (good-bye NPR, hello “Eva World Service”!) and also to round up the Jews. But still, she was “socially liberal,” with the nudity and the gays and “art crowd” and the “show people,” so good-bye to that Obummer character and hello to a lady who can do any black show tune you can name! Read more on Hitler’s Sexy, Fun, Yoga-Loving Gal Also Wore ‘Blackface’…
  the banality of crazy

Deval Patrick Shouts At Opponent To Take Down Photo of Nice Lady With Obama-Hitler T-Shirt

It turns out that you people still eat photos of things that compare Obama to Hitler up, so Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, in an epic quest for his own pageviewz, has noted that his opponent Charles D. Baker had one of these photos on his Flickr. “HITLER gave good speeches and had his own symbol too,” the dumb t-shirt on this lady says, unoriginally. The photo was one of 1,200 on this guy’s Flickr account, and everyone knows Flickr accounts are the most important test of a candidate’s fitness for office, so Baker took the photo down. Read more on Deval Patrick Shouts At Opponent To Take Down Photo of Nice Lady With Obama-Hitler T-Shirt…
  be careful justin

Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard

Yesterday it was reported the North Iowa Tea Party pooled their Camel Cash together so they could let all of Mason City know that Obama is a socialist a la Hitler. But after all the libtard and British blogs posted pixx of this irrelevant thing in the middle of nowhere, the teabaggers called the billboard company, and it was taken down. Oh no! It seems the North Iowa Tea Party was naive, and now it is fearful. Those are the two things this sign says socialists prey on! Read more on Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard…
  it's generally accepted

Ambitious New York Rising Political Star Heckles Jew, Ruins Everything

Now why’d he do this: “Political observers across New York are asking today whether Erie County Executive Chris Collins has irreparably damaged his prospects for statewide office after he compared Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver to Adolf Hitler and an Antichrist during a Saturday speech in Buffalo.” The best part is that Sheldon Silver is a Jew, and Jews are terrified of Hitler and Christians calling them Antichrists. No, wait. The best part is that Chris Collins meant this as a “joke,” when he called the Jew those awful names. No, wait. The best part is after the jump! Oh ho ho! Read more on Ambitious New York Rising Political Star Heckles Jew, Ruins Everything…
  hitlering from the bench

What Is This ‘Empathy’ Word, And Why Does It Make Barack Obama Hitler?

This is where we are with the Republican party right now: Barack Obama could appoint Ronald motherfucking Reagan and eight of his perfect clones to run the entire Supreme Court, and the right wing politicians and pundits would stand in firm opposition to this illegal Puerto Rican socialist community organizer Nazi faggot activist “Hollywood actor” and throw teabags at his grave. This nomination process is already hilarious, and we have several more months of it. Remember last week when Obama said he wanted “empathy” as a characteristic for his Supreme Court nominee, and how that word went over on the right, as soon as they dictionary.com’d it? They’re still going on about that, with two arguments: (1) even after dictionary.com-ing it, they still don’t know what it means and so it’s an evil liberal word, and (2) Hitler. Read more on What Is This ‘Empathy’ Word, And Why Does It Make Barack Obama Hitler?…
 

Ron Paul Steals Hitler’s Crown

Hey look, it’s Ron Paul fighting Hitler and somehow winning. Last time I checked, Hitler had a lot more political success than Paul, but I guess that’s TBD, right? Paul will get his chance to be the next Hitler when his blimp project crashes and burns too — because yes, it took off this morning! More to come on that. [YouTube] Read more on Ron Paul Steals Hitler’s Crown…