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  Christian martyrs

Gay-Hating Oregon Bakers Real Tired Of Getting Concentration Camped By Hitler

Ready for another dumb Hitler analogy, because this is the week where we do those? Let’s get reacquainted with Aaron and Melissa Klein, who decided to be martyrs just like Jesus, by refusing to make a cake for a lesbian wedding. Then they lost their bakery, because they are twats, and then Satan personally attacked them by canceling their GoFundMe, which they planned to use to pay the fine they owed the state of Oregon, for the crime of being twats. This was obviously more persecution, because it says right there in the book of Romans that all good Christians are entitled to a GoFundMe. Read more on Gay-Hating Oregon Bakers Real Tired Of Getting Concentration Camped By Hitler…
  In Which Obama Manages To Be Both Chamberlain AND Hitler

Mike Huckabee: Obama’s Actually Holocausting Jews For A Change

Thank god these Nazi analogies will go away when the next president is inaugurated.
Are we all tired of Obama-is-Hitler analogies? Well of course we are! But Mike Huckabee isn’t, because he found a really novel variation on the theme: Instead of Obama being just like a Nazi by forcing Americans to have healthcare or taking their guns away or –one of our favorites — letting them get student loans, Huckabee actually found some real Jews for Obama to do a Holocaust to! In an interview with Dead Breitbart’s Really, A Sirius Channel Is Too A Real Radio Station, Huckabee explained that the recent nuclear deal with Iran is exactly the same as the Endlösung: Read more on Mike Huckabee: Obama’s Actually Holocausting Jews For A Change…
  He seemed nice

Lafayette Shooter Was Teabaggin’, Gay-Hatin’, Hitler-Lovin’ Fool, THANKS OBAMA!

Just another member of the Lone Wolf Freedom Shooty Brigade Of Lone Wolves
If the online footprint of the Lafayette shooter identified by police as John Russell Houser, who killed two and injured nine others during a Thursday night showing of Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck before then killing himself, is any indication, Obama has really outdone himself in the false flag department this time. What did Houser hate? Pretty much everything that’s good and decent. What did he love? The Tea Party (at least enough to have an account, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, on the Tea Party Nation website), white supremacy, and also, too, Hitler. Let’s have a look-see, starting with a Twitter account bearing Houser’s name, and with only two tweets: Read more on Lafayette Shooter Was Teabaggin’, Gay-Hatin’, Hitler-Lovin’ Fool, THANKS OBAMA!…
  Here have some news n stuff

Jeb Bush Will Fight Gay Marriage Forever! Or Until He Changes His Mind

Me is the president I have been waiting for!
Jeb! Bush doesn’t care what the Supreme Court says about gay marriage. At the Faith and Freedom Coalition funtimes party last week, he promised religious conservatives he’d fight against equality FOREVER AND EVER, because Jesus said you don’t have to love your neighbor if he is A Gay: Read more on Jeb Bush Will Fight Gay Marriage Forever! Or Until He Changes His Mind…
  supreme wisdom

Antonin Scalia Tells Grads: Always Be Yourself, Unless You Are Hitler

TOO S-M-R-T FOR YOU.
Oh, Justice Scalia, what would the Supreme Court do without you? It’s such a comfort to know that a brilliant, HILARIOUS legal mind like yours is adjudicating America’s Most Important Questions. Scalia spoke at his grandbaby’s high school graduation and thought the kids might enjoy a fun joke, about Hitler: Read more on Antonin Scalia Tells Grads: Always Be Yourself, Unless You Are Hitler…
  How Will This Affect Hillary's Chances in 2016?

Study: Women Less Likely To Travel Back In Time To Kill Hitler, So Don’t Put Them In Charge Of That

Have *none* of you people read the FAQ?
As everyone knows, an important part of any good social science study’s research design is throwing in some element that will get you into the media without being so outlandish that people dismiss your study altogether, and this month’s prize goes to Rebecca Friesdorf, a Master’s student in social psychology at Wilfrid Laurier University in Waterloo, Ontario. She skates right on the edge of that dilemma by including a question about whether it would be morally acceptable to go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler as part of a study on how people make moral decisions recently published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin. We say she wins. Read more on Study: Women Less Likely To Travel Back In Time To Kill Hitler, So Don’t Put Them In Charge Of That…
  Let's Focus On The Real Monster Here

John ‘God Did The Holocaust’ Hagee Thinks Barack Obama’s An Anti-Semite

Unclear whether Obama is God's Will or just bad luck
Wingnut San Antonio pastor John Hagee, who memorably explained that the Holocaust was God’s gift to the Jews so they could return to Israel, told the Zionist Organization of America Sunday that Barack Obama is anti-Semitic because he is too friendly with Iran. Read more on John ‘God Did The Holocaust’ Hagee Thinks Barack Obama’s An Anti-Semite…
  d is for dreadful

Cookie Monster Is A Neo-Nazi Now, Thanks Obama

Generally, we are totally down with the educational efforts of Sesame Street because we are scumbag left-wing propaganda-perpetrating liberals who think that teaching kids that war kind of sucks and that gay people are OK is a thing worth teaching. Also, too, we are super into the fact that FLOTUS shows up on there all the time to talk about cool things like growing your own vegetables. Weirdly, we are not so in love with Sesame Street when it is co-opted by neo-Nazis to put a friendly face on race war and how Adolf Hitler was a cool dude, but seems that some German folk have adopted Cookie Monster as their new recruitment tool. Read more on Cookie Monster Is A Neo-Nazi Now, Thanks Obama…
  praise the ammunition and pass the lord

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Will Live In Infamy

After all those wonderful lies about the Great Depression, it will be nice to get back to something more like reality in our rightwing Christian textbooks for the Christian school/homeschooling market. And so, on with World War II — as we’ve noted, once these guys have an actual shooting war to look at, they tend to tone down the Culture War stuff. And for one of our two texts, the 11th/12th-grade United States History for Christian Schools (Bob Jones University Press, 2001), that’s pretty much the case — there is almost nothing in this textbook’s coverage of WWII that would be out of place in a secular textbook. Happily for our purposes, our other book, A Beka’s eighth-grade America: Land I Love (1994, 2006), is just as full of crazy as ever, and even some of its discussion of the war itself is at best cursory. This is important, because we just aren’t ready to jump straight into the weirdness that is their discussion of the Cold War. (How’s that for a teaser for next week?) Let’s start with the primary causes of World War II: Socialism, spiritual emptiness, and of course, Charles Darwin. Yep, it’s going to be another of those chapters. Read more on Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Will Live In Infamy…
  more bunk than bunker

WND’s Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama’s Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler’s Death Certificate

Wingnut’s wingnut Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., has pretty much had it with this “Barack Obama Birth Certificate” nonsense. That is just SO 2008-2013. Now he’s onto a fresh new thing: Hitler. Oh sure, you may scoff — Hitler died nearly 70 years ago, after all! But “Hitler Escaped” stories are the little black dress of conspiracy theories — so basic, so simple, yet endlessly variable, and always timely. Let’s see how Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., fills out this sexy little number. Read more on WND’s Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama’s Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler’s Death Certificate…
  you know who else ... ?

Smug Idiots Get Pretty Much Everything Wrong In Stupid ‘Gun Control Is Hitler’ Billboard

This is sad you guys. Some smug idiots in Dayton, Tennessee, put up a billboard about how Adolf Hitler loooooved gun control, loved it so much he wanted to get it pregnant with Gay Hitler (redundant!!!1!) babies, because gun control is how you kill all the Jews, everyone knows that, and they are like “up your nose with a rubber hose, LIBERALS! Suck on our peni of death!” And then some dumb newspaper reporter (probably a Jew, knowing them) was all nerdazoid and like “er, pardon me fellows, but you seem to have printed a falsehood on your giant billboard devoted to explaining how keeping children from murdering themselves with guns is the same as murdering people in a cloud of Zyklon B, as your humorous and ironic juxtaposition of a seemingly benign quote and the fact that it came from Adolf Hitler is belied by the fact that it is an urban legend, Hitler never said it and was not for gun control and in fact significantly relaxed the Weimar Republik’s stringent weapon regulations, and you seem, in scientific parlance, to have your head up your asses.” And then they shoved his head in a toilet and drowned him to death for being such a fag. Read more on Smug Idiots Get Pretty Much Everything Wrong In Stupid ‘Gun Control Is Hitler’ Billboard…
  Right In Der Fuhrer's Face

Ghost Breitbart: Maybe Hitler Was Gay! (Like Obama, Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)

Actual history information: some maybe-newly-discovered postwar interview notes with Adolf Hitler’s doctors have turned up that have led Ghost Breitbart and the Washington Examiner to the Perfectly Reasonable Conclusion that Adolf Hitler was an obviously fogget. Despite the excitable headlines in the these two fine media establishments, however, Hitler’s doctors didn’t say he was gay — it was an Army interrogator who interviewed these doctors who said it. In shorthand. And if you can’t trust the judgment of an obscure Army guy, who can you trust? Better not allow gays to marry, or you’re asking for another Holocaust! (OK, OK, so the actual Zombie Breitbart article doesn’t say Obama is gay. Just all of the comments.) Read more on Ghost Breitbart: Maybe Hitler Was Gay! (Like Obama, Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)…
  thursday fun post about hitler

Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere

Here is your weekly Thursday Fun Post About Hitler! What has Hitler done now? Well, according to Science, Hitler “craved cocaine and cars,” injected himself with young bull semen so he could have mad coked-out bull sex with Eva Braun, and farted up a storm, maybe in Eva Braun’s face, because he was hilarious and also, too, because he was a vegetarian. Man, Hitler was nuts. When will Obama apologize for being Hitler and farting and doing coke in fast cars with bull semen? Read more on Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere…
  you know who else compared obama to hitler?

Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler

The wonderful man we are dearly hoping becomes the GOP nominee for president has now joined the rest of the right-wing Internet in comparing President Barack Obama to Nazi Germany mastermind Adolf Hitler. CBS News reports: Read more on Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler…
  she's hot sexy and dead

Hitler’s Sexy, Fun, Yoga-Loving Gal Also Wore ‘Blackface’

If you could dig up German cutie Eva Braun and somehow make her alive again, like she was in the glamorous 1940s when she did blackface show tunes for boyfriend Adolf Hitler, then America might just have the one woman who could finally become president of America. Sorry Sarah, but you’re not sexy enough! Also, god, that voice. Even Nazi German sounds better than your weird chalkboard/Minnesota/realtor cackle. Anyway, there are a bunch of newly rediscovered Eva Braun photos, wearing blackface or wearing nothing at all, doing crazy yoga on the beach and partying with some gay dudes. Can you imagine such a creature, alive today, in America? She’d have a four-hour block of prime-time programming on Fox and Animal Planet (she loved dogs!), and this would compete with a three-hour block of Dancing With the Star, with the “star” being Eva Braun. She would get her modern-day boyfriend (Roger Ailes? Glenn Beck? George Allen?) to fire everybody who complained (good-bye NPR, hello “Eva World Service”!) and also to round up the Jews. But still, she was “socially liberal,” with the nudity and the gays and “art crowd” and the “show people,” so good-bye to that Obummer character and hello to a lady who can do any black show tune you can name! Read more on Hitler’s Sexy, Fun, Yoga-Loving Gal Also Wore ‘Blackface’…