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Chuck Grassley’s Manic Twitter Behavior Is Ruining His Marriage

We all know what happens when Chuck Grassley isn’t sleeping or unconscious: He uploads, uh, “bytes” to his Twitter Page. Mrs. Barbara Grassley has had enough. But every time she asks her husband politely, “Don’t you think you’ve done enough of that Twitter stuff for one day? Also, what does ‘doRITE’ even mean?” he just freaks out and screams “I’m no NAIL!” which is true but hardly the point. This went on for years, until Barbara caught Chuck “tweeting” like a dumbass during church, and that’s when she realized it was time to tell an Iowa newspaper that Chuck Grassley is a weirdo and has issues. Read more on Chuck Grassley’s Manic Twitter Behavior Is Ruining His Marriage…
 

Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit

Whoops! Watch the funny Fox News people desperately try to back away from their wacky reporter Kirian Chetry insisting that Bush admits to being a cokehead. It’s all because Hillary is trying to get rid of Osama Obama by encouraging everybody to go crazy because he admits in a book that he liked to get high back in the day — you know, like everybody else in America. Read more on Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit…