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Posts Tagged ‘addicted to oil’

MEDIA

Another Slow News Day?

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

We realize that service journalism or “news you can use” tends to do well on the NYT “Most E-mailed Articles” list. But unless we’ve discovered that grapefruit juice can power our cars, this seems a bit ridiculous — the total triumph of fluff over substance. MORE »


UNITED NATIONS

Iran to U.S.: “Not Tonight, We Have a Headache”

Monday, March 6th, 2006

DOGS

Heroin : Methadone :: Oil : Dog Crap

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Fellow Americans, rejoice! The days of our nation’s addiction to oil are over: MORE »


CNN

Remainders: Be Alert, Stay Alive

Friday, February 3rd, 2006
  • Current Human-Animal Hybrid alert level: Elevated. [jesseberney.com]

  • As soon as they sold out to the Post, we knew they’d sell out to the NSA (who, it seems, also have a kids page — have any government officials ever met a child?). [Washingtonian]
  • The Department of Justice is addicted to oil. Also, they got the day off. [DCist]
  • “Wolf and Jack” sounds like some sort of biracial late-’60s buddy movie, right? [FishbowlDC]

REMAINDERS

Remainders: Whoa, You Like To Claim You’ll Wean Us Off of That Stuff

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

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  • In case you missed the speech last night, here’s a partial transcript. If you look closely, you can see that Hastert and Cheney weren’t even playing their instruments. [Attytood]

  • Talking Points Memo’s “Grand Ole Docket” is a handy resource, and will probably make Who’s Who in Washington redundant. [TPM]
  • The Joint Chiefs of Staff write letters… [Washingtonian]
  • Everyone knows the real action at the SOTU happens in the audience. That place is rowdier than the Apollo! [ThePurpleState]

SUPREME COURT

Wonk’d: And What About Justice O’Connor?

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Thanks to all of you who responded to our request for D.C. celebrity sightings. You sent us some fantastic items, which we’ll be using shortly. Keep ‘em coming! MORE »