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Posts Tagged ‘actresses’

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SF Mayor’s Wife In Terrible Awesome Sexy Movie

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Ha ha ha oh lordy. The mayor of San Francisco, the guy who loves gay marriage so much but insists on repeatedly marrying women, is currently married to an actress. She stars as a call girl in, if the trailer is any indication, one of the worst pay-per-view movies of all time. It features such winning lines as, “I’m all for sex. Love? Love is for fools.” She was better in that little walk-on role (also, coincidentally, as a call girl!) on Mad Men. UPDATE: One of the movie’s co-writers contacted your Wonkette and offers a convincing and pleasantly good-humored defense of the film! MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

Busty Actress Criticizes Most Powerful, Least Popular Man in America

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

America's Favorite Political Thinker - WonketteWhen people who’ve been naked on the cover of Vanity Fair talk politics, America listens — how else do you think we got into Iraq but for Demi Moore’s tireless lobbying? Today’s critic of the administration: Scarlett Johansson. The popular-but-not-really-that-good actress thinks the President has unrealistic views of sex. Not the kind of unrealistic views propagated by Johansson’s cartoonishly voluptuous figure and breathy sex-kitten public persona, but the kind where no one uses birth control or has sex outside of marriage. MORE »