After a long hiatus in which millions of Americans mourned the loss of their most beloved comedy television show, Saturday Night Live will return to the airwaves this weekend. Pundits, pollsters, and voters alike are all wondering which actron will be given the honor of portraying Handsome Barry Obama. Conventional wisdom and an insider favorite, after the jump! MORE »

Remember when Hollywood Fred Thompson was the next Ronald Reagan? Well, he wasn’t. And he reportedly dropped out of Thursday night’s Fox News/GOP debate. And yet, he hasn’t actually quit. Is he waiting for the writer’s strike to end so he can give a “I’m a loser” speech? [Washington Post]

Americans everywhere are so thrilled to hear that Tom Cruise doesn’t hold political ambitions that they’re willing to overlook his absurd claim that he’s “an artist first and foremost.”

Hey everybody, a political campaign maybe was involved in putting up a website saying bad stuff about another candidate. Can you believe this? It seems that some guy put up this site PhoneyFred.org, and then it turns out the guy is the business partner of a Mitt Romney campaign official, but no way did Mitt’s campaign have anything to do with it, but even so Mitt’s campaign managed to completely disappear the entire site from the Internets. All that remains in the Google cache is one text-only page, and that will surely vanish too, so we have bravely saved the text and are posting it here for posterity. Never Forget!

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One difference between St. Ronald Reagan and Hollywood Fred Thompson is that Thompson can actually act like a scary demagogic race-baiter southern politician, as you can see in this clip from the comedy classic “Fletch.” If there was, say, a libtard version of Fox News, this clip would be running pretty much nonstop. MORE »

Florida guv Charlie Crist has a new friend — and she’s a lady! MORE »

Hey everybody, an actor is going to be president again! Country Bear Jamboree star Fred Thompson hasn’t declared, but his “political consultant” young wife has decided he’s just the man to get GOP nomination. MORE »

Despite being the only party to repeatedly get actual Hollywood actors nominated and elected, Republicans like to whine about “Hollywood values.”

Somehow, criticizing the idiocy, divorces, obesity, dumb religions and drug addictions of the famous makes regular Americans feel better about being dumb divorced obese Jesus-freak OxyContin addicts who are also poor and ugly, so every GOP candidate for every possible office has to dedicate at least one commercial or mailer to the pursuit of “traditional family values” as seen only on Little House on the Prairie reruns.

Anyway, draft Fred Thompson! Learn about how he’s not a complete amoral scumbag like the declared Republican presidential candidates, after the jump.

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We’re on the Conservative News Yahoo mailing list, obviously, and we paid extra close attention to today’s e-mail:

Many people are engaged in a type of idolatry when it comes to Fred Thompson. Certainly, he’s better than McCain, Giuliani or Romney — but that isn’t saying very much. They are horrible. We like this op-ed, which you should post to your blogs.

The op-ed in question reveals Secrets about the famous teevee actor and Watergate prosecutor, such as: MORE »

Was the vodka-soaked actor supposed to run for office? MORE »

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