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Posts Tagged ‘actors’

Republican Family Values: Fred Thompson’s Trophy Wife

Monday, March 26th, 2007

He waited 'til he was divorced! - WonketteDespite being the only party to repeatedly get actual Hollywood actors nominated and elected, Republicans like to whine about “Hollywood values.”

Somehow, criticizing the idiocy, divorces, obesity, dumb religions and drug addictions of the famous makes regular Americans feel better about being dumb divorced obese Jesus-freak OxyContin addicts who are also poor and ugly, so every GOP candidate for every possible office has to dedicate at least one commercial or mailer to the pursuit of “traditional family values” as seen only on Little House on the Prairie reruns.

Anyway, draft Fred Thompson! Learn about how he’s not a complete amoral scumbag like the declared Republican presidential candidates, after the jump.

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Beware, Conservatives! Fred Thompson Is a ‘Neocon Globalist’

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Also a no-nonsense District Attorney in the teevee! - WonketteWe’re on the Conservative News Yahoo mailing list, obviously, and we paid extra close attention to today’s e-mail:

Many people are engaged in a type of idolatry when it comes to Fred Thompson. Certainly, he’s better than McCain, Giuliani or Romney — but that isn’t saying very much. They are horrible. We like this op-ed, which you should post to your blogs.

The op-ed in question reveals Secrets about the famous teevee actor and Watergate prosecutor, such as: MORE »


BREAKING … GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT NOT RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICE

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Just keep walking, Jorge ... - WonketteWas the vodka-soaked actor supposed to run for office? MORE »


We Read Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown So You Don’t Have To

Friday, August 11th, 2006