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Posts Tagged ‘activities’

SUPER TUBERS

Spend A Saturday Battling Random Strangers With Cardboard Tubes!

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Have you heard of this secret society called the Cardboard Tube Fighting League? They plan on infiltrating the National Mall on July 26 for some good old-fashioned papergoods warfare, and they will take all comers. How much would you pay to engage in this exciting activity? Several hundred dollars, you say? Joke’s on you, suckers, it is FREE. MORE »


DRINKING

To Do: This Will Probably Not Show Up Until Monday

Friday, September 21st, 2007