Tag: acorn

Romney Campaign Finds New Goon To Love

News that the Romney campaign has taken on top gun “electoral strategist” Nathan Sproul gets unsurprisingly little attention. Distinguishing this Sproul from other vague shapes now buzzing the Citizen’s United honeywagon are long-buried reports of behavior that gives oppressive...

Voter ID Bill’s Newest Victim: GOP Lawmaker Who Shouted ‘Sieg Heil’

Why was New Hampshire Rep. Steve Vaillancourt so upset in debate over a proposed voter ID law? UNCLEAR. Except that House Speaker William O'Brien "restricted what he could address." O'Brien had restricted what Vaillancourt could say about the full...

Super-Slick James O’Keefe Wannabe Tries To ACORN Everybody While They Point And Laugh

Just because you are busy suing and getting sued by every partner you have ever had is no reason to ever turn your back for a second, James O'Keefe. That is when a newer, prettier, younger you will All...

Obama Friends With New Black Man, This One With Communist Party ‘Ties’

Move over, Derrick Bell! (Well, if you could move, since you have been "late" since 2011.) There's a new wingnut freakout comin' atcha! Let's just crown Rick Santorum right now, y'all; no need for another election with this smoking...

Fox News Sets Up Voter Intimidation Tip Line To Protect You From Blacks

For years, ACORN and the New Black Panthers have stood outside polling stations to intimidate US. Why would a good (white) citizen even try to go into such a place? Obviously, they would be murdered on the spot. And...

James O’Keefe Tries To Get CNN Reporter Onto His Dildo Lube Boat

CNN is doing a documentary on the three or four people who are young American conservative activists, so they decided they would follow around that criminal James O'Keefe, the guy who made those ACORN videos and tried to rape...

Today’s Most Popular Democrat Is Not Barack Obama

The statistics whizzes at Public Policy Polling called up almost 600 Ameritards to ask them who was the coolest among these five individuals -- Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or Joe Biden. Everyone said, "Joe Biden,...

The Ashes of 10,000 Cigarettes: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century

This is it -- the penultimate edition of Ayn Rand's graphic novel Chick Tract! Come and join Ayn in the objectivist climax of our story, there's only one left after this one, baby! For further reading, start from the...

ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012

Oh you thought ACORN went away forever? You are an April Fool because ACORN is just "reinventing" itself and when its good and ready it'll resurrect and freak everyone out, just as Jesus once did. Andrew Sullivan has a...

Nobama’s Evil Plan Photographed In Dallas

Wonkette operative "Brian P." emails this important dispatch from Texas: "I'm sending this to let you know the Final Solution is proceeding according to plan in Dallas, Texas. It's all happening!" ACORN has not been vanquished by Patriots at...

ACORN Destroyed, To Splinter Off Into More Evil Local Groups

This will make sure wingnuts never complain about ACORN, or anything ACORN-ish, ever again! Specifically, ACORN has been more or less destroyed, and now state and local affiliates will go off 'n' do their own thing -- get that...

ACORN Pimp Won’t Headline Salt Lake County GOP Fundraiser

Salt Lake County Republicans have cravenly thrown ACORN pimp James O'Keefe under the bus following his arrest on federal charges of hanky-panky. These folks were going to have him deliver the keynote address at their annual Lincoln Day fundraiser,...

ACORN Agrees: Screw That Guy Who Screwed Them

Your Wonkette "made the ACORN Twitter," hooray! We love ACORN baby! Keep fukkin that chicken!

Fox News Decides It Needs More Context On This ‘Hanky Panky’

"SHEP SMITH: So, they’re saying basically, they’re in there — It sounds as if what they’re saying is, they’re looking for some ACORN hanky panky and they try to tap into Mary Landrieu’s telephone to get it. "VAUGHN: That could...

A MODERATELY INTERESTING AFFIDAVIT! Boom. It's a felony on federal grounds, this felony of the ACORN Pimp and the U.S. Attorney's son, so hopefully they will go to jail forever. And it was in the "Hale Boggs Federal Building"...

Best News Of 2010: ACORN Douche-Pimp Arrested For Wiretapping Conspiracy!

FINALLY. The same pasty biotch who did Andrew Breitbart's bidding to entrap ACORN in some minor prank that would get Congress to immediately revoke its entire funding... which was completely successful... has been arrested by the FBI for TRYING...