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Pennsylvania Town Plan to Curb ‘Disorderly Conduct’ Includes Evicting Battered Women
Gosh. Norristown, Pennsylvania seems like it must be a real nice place to live what with its strict schoolmarm rule against “disorderly behavior.” In order to be fair, however, the rule applies not only to those who perpetrate “disorderly behavior” but also to those who might happen to be victims of it. Best legal system [...]
Insolent West Virginia Teen Infringes On Speaker’s Right To Slut-Shame Students During School Abstinence Assembly
High School, unbeknownst to your Wonkette (who spent most of his high school years as the chubby new kid in the Che shirt), is apparently just full of people having sex, sexting, and having rainbow planking parties with vodka soaked tampons. Oh how the times have changed since the days when abstinence only classes kept [...]
ACLU Tries to Spoil Dumb Fad Of Sex-Segregated Schools, For the Kids
Well, darn those radical feminists at the ACLU, they are interfering with what appears to be the educational fad du jour, sex-segregated classes. While we remember some of the “Oh Noes, Feminism is a War Against Boys” nonsense from a decade ago, and there’s no end of whining about the alleged excesses of feminism, we [...]
Louisiana Charter School Shames Pregnant Girls to Teach Important Lesson About Values
Oh look, a Louisiana charter school has found a simple solution for combating teen pregnancy that also allows them to “maintain an environment where students will learn and exhibit acceptable character traits that govern language, gesture, physical actions and written words.” The solution is to force the girls to take classes at home if it [...]
Another Small Town Becomes Victimized By Constitution
Oh, Florida, it is America’s treasured swampland. It is a place ruled by those important “small town values” and giant biblical structures donated by local highway construction hot-shots. Or at least it was, until some Jesus-hatin’ foreigner came in and ruined everything, because that is how these stories go. Thank the Almighty for the USA [...]
2009 FBI Training Manual: ‘Muslims Are Weird and Not Like Us’
As recently as 2009, the FBI skkkool trained its new recruits about Islam with a little presentation titled “Things to use/consider for successful interviews/interrogations with individuals from the M.E. (Middle East).” Here’s a little pop quiz with the answers from the presentation. Q: What is “Muslim 101″ information about Muslims? A: Islam “transforms a country’s [...]
Today America Is Restored (Got Rid Of the Vagina Speaker)
Newly unearthed documents show the ACLU was founded by COMMUNISTS in 1919. This fact is truly shocking because why would anyone want to overthrow capitalism during the golden age of child labor? [The Daily Caller] Muslims are slated to show up in the next Narnia movie, where, thanks to the PC police, they will capture [...]
Latest Sketchy Rock Creek Dead Person Was… An ACLU Lobbyist
Police found some new dead guy being dead last Friday in Rock Creek Park, Washington’s #1 secret murder location. Was he just some hobo, or was he… A CIVIL LIBERTIES LOBBYIST? He was a civil liberties lobbyist! “The man who was found dead in Rock Creek Park on Friday has been identified as Larry Frankel, [...]
ACLU Protects Craig, ‘Rights’ of Gay Bathroom Sex
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