Tag: aclu

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.

Obama and Merkel: Super Friends! Yr Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 17, 2016

Obama and Merkel are super best friends, foreign leaders can't call Trump, and Nikki Haley has a job interview! Your Morning News Brief!

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory Failing SO HARD Right Now, And It Is Hilarious

The fall-out from the hateful HB 2 law continues, and it is hilarious.

Your Senate Sunday: Oregon’s Ron Wyden Probably Not In Much Danger From ‘Blah Blah Blah’ Dude

U.S. Senator Ron Wyden probably won't have to worry about losing his seat to a perennial Oregon candidate who's most famous for storming out of a candidate forum.
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?
Head shots: They let you know who's running, but don't make for very funny jokes. Darn.

Senate Sunday: North Carolina Might Turn Blue, Without Even Holding Its Breath

Who'd have guessed that North Carolina may be a key state in Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate? We're just as surprised as you!

Federal Judge Says Hobby Lobby Decision Means Companies Can Bash Trans Folks Now, Thanks Hobby Lobby!

Surprise, fundamentalists are pretty sure 'religious freedom' means they can openly discriminate against anybody they want! Told you so.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 5th, 2016

You get in here and read your morning newz breif, RIGHT NOW!
you've come a long way baby

ACLU Gonna Get Lawyers For All The Little Immigrant Babies. Watch Out, Donald Trump!

The ACLU announced Tuesday that a federal judge has granted class action status to thousands of migrant children in a lawsuit demanding that attorneys be appointed to help kids in immigration hearings. Yes, it's disgusting the government has to be sued to do that.

Georgia ACLU Director Quits Job To Be A Transphobe, Wingnuts Declare Selves Absolved Of All Bigotry

Maya Dillard Smith says her children were scared by some trans people in a bathroom one time, therefore maybe they shouldn't have rights?
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted

Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then!
Don't be ridiculous. Of course you didn't

Reasonable Moderate John Kasich Will Charge You To Vote, If It’s An ‘Emergency’

Ohio lawmakers passed a nifty bill that will put the cost of extending voting hours in an emergency where it belongs: On the voters requesting extended hours from a judge. Voting isn't free, after all.

New York Mayor Bill De Blasio Suggests Not Cramming Your Throat With Gay-Hatin’ Chick-Fil-A

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.