Meet “Col. Lou Huddleston.” He is running for Congress in North Carolina against Democratic incumbent Larry Kissell! But if “Col. Lou Huddleston” shuts his eyes and wishes hard enough and promises to be really really good, he’s 50% positive he can actually run against Nancy Pelosi. MORE »

So Liz Cheney and Bill Kristol talked to some bigwigs over at Internet, who have finally agreed to publish KeepAmericaSafe.com! As soon as you can tear yourself away from Michael Steele’s A Man Got To Have A Code blog, your editor at Wonkette implores you to join us on a tour of this latest significant Republican contribution to the Internet. Never ever has there been so much torture in one place. Ha ha, this certainly is not true. But still! Wouldn’t you like to meet today’s Featured Gitmo Detainee? MORE »

Two seconds ago this blog was called “What Up?” He is running out of Wire allusions and “the Corner” is already taken! GOP Webmaster, please add Michael Steele’s new “Change the Game” blog to “Accomplishments.” [GOP.com]

In a way, this actually somehow seems promising. Oh but before you go, Michael Steele has a question!

(SPOILER ALERT IT’S “WHAT UP?”)
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Tom DeLay’s Tragic Dance Website of Dance has gone Hollywood! Here he is in a brand new welcome foto in which both dance partners appear to be alive. This is a Classy Move! And even though it is a moral certainty he is again wearing ill-fitting swishy pants in this new picture, you cannot see the pants and can only hear the faintest of swishswishswish. [Tom DeLay]

Oh hello, and Willkommen to TomDeLay.com, the number #1 Internet spot for exciting behind-the-scenes DANCE PIXX of fat ghost Tom DeLay adjusting the elastic on his swishy-pant waistband—a task which his dance partner would have helped with, had her batteries not died. Sad. [via Daily Intel]