Tag: acceptance speech

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President Of Earth Donald J. Trump To America’s NATO Allies: Drop Dead

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.

Will Barack Obama Accept The Presidency? Live-Bloog Part A Zillion

Hey, so there have been 97 live-bloog posts tonight, but this is almost certainly the last one, unless there is a Ron Paul coup, which we will certainly live-blog until the internet goes out because the FCC gets exploded. So,...

A Reminder To You On The East Coast That Mitt Romney Finds Your Travails Hilarious

Hai East Coast, what's new? Sorry about your DEATH CRANE! We are just chilling here in sunny Californy watching old videos of Mitt Romney accepting his nomination. We were there! It was so great! We went from really really...

Andrea Mitchell Nearly Killed By John McCain’s War Balloons

Here is the highlight of John McCain's big acceptance speech extravaganza last night: that time Andrea Mitchell was nearly murdered in a sneak balloon attack, and all of her supposed "friends" on the MSNBC coolly mocked her and called...

Terrifying Robot Space Drone Invades Mile High Stadium

Last night observers watched the sky in horror as an alien spacecraft infiltrated the Obama Hope Arena's 17 security layers and bobbed menacingly over the crowd. What was this awful thing, and what did it want to do to...

Obama’s Pagan Greek Temple Sets Stage For Most Presumptuous Hedonist Acceptance Speech Since Kennedy’s

Oh, this is perfect. After spending all week straining to convince voters that he is a humble, all-American God-fearing Christian regular Joe, Barack Obama will deliver his acceptance speech tomorrow night from a structure that ABC News says "resembles...

Horribly Offensive Flag Adorns Invesco Field Pass

Looky here at the wretched abomination decorating the so-called "credentials" for the sodomite heathen drug orgy to be held in a Denver pleasure dome next week. Double fail times negative 18 million whore diamonds for B. Hussein NO0bama and...