WASHINGTON, DC, 11:19 PM, MON NOVEMBER 9 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘academy awards’

DEFEATED BY OSCARS GOBLINS

Nate Silver Must Be Fired From Statistics

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

He has brought shame upon Maths.Welllll Mr. Fancy Baseball and Politics Man knows nothing about the Oscars, apparently! He thought that Taraji Henson would win Best Supporting Actress and Mickey Rourke would win Best Actor. Silver’s calculations excluded several important factors, including: 1) Penelope Cruz is very hot and 2) Sean Penn starred in a feel-good Issues Movie that concerns an issue that many people in Hollywood care about. Nate Silver must be publicly shamed, his statistics license revoked, and his $700,000 book advance donated to a math academy of his choice. [New York Magazine, OSCAR.com]


MEDIA

Remainders: Still Inside the Media Bubble

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

* Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton: “She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.” Heh, he should know. [Media Matters] MORE »


PERSONALITIES

Remainders: Our Post-Oscars Celebrity Hangover

Monday, March 6th, 2006

JON STEWART

The Oscars: Our Guide To Faking It

Monday, March 6th, 2006

oscar.jpgSo you didn’t watch the Academy Awards last night. Well, that’s okay; with the help of this handy little guide, you can pretend that you did. MORE »


MEDIA

Remainders: Celebration Time

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

* Oscar parties are a big deal in L.A. and New York — but we’re too cool for that in Washington. If you insist on watching that overlong spectacle, just stay at home and plan your own party. [Defamer; Gawker; WP] MORE »


JEFF GANNON

At the Movies with Mr. Tight Hole Operations

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

jeff gannon headshot.jpgThis Sunday night brings us Hollywood’s big mutual masturbation festival, better known as the Academy Awards. In advance of Oscar night, conservative pundits are going through the motions of railing against clueless and/or evil Hollywood liberals. Ann Coulter has done it; and now it’s time for Jeff Gannon to say his piece.

After the jump, our fisking — yes, with a “k” — of Gannon’s column.

MORE »


MOVIES

The Oscars: Politics for Beautiful People

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

brokeback mountain.jpgAmidst all the buzz yesterday over the State of the Union address and the Alito confirmation, it was easy to forget: the Oscar nominations were announced! And while normally we might leave such a frivolous topic to our less high-minded siblings, this year we actually have a good excuse for mentioning such silliness. MORE »