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Posts Tagged ‘abstinence’

Every Palin Is Pregnant With Everything!

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Everything in the news is true.“Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin’s five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.” WAIT, WHAT? MORE »


Daily Briefing: The Big Lie Technique

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
  • White House leans on the “terrorists will win if Democrats win” line as President Bush campaigns in Texas. [WP, NYT]

  • Virginia Senate race hinges on turnout, Webb’s staff is “totally geeked out to get things done.” [WP]
  • Possible Democratic control of statehouses could mean re-redrawing congressional districts and creating a “Permanent Democratic Majority.” [NYT]
  • Rick Santorum continues to levy accusations against Bob Casey, whose response is, “scoreboard.” [NYT]
  • Congressional “power ranking” rates members from potent to pointless. [WP]
  • As a result of the Help America Disenfranchise the Vote Act, 24 states now require some form of photo ID before a ballot can be cast. [WSJ]
  • Republicans touting robust early voting as a sign of success, cite Florida’s 16th (Mark Foley’s) district as example. [WSJ]
  • It’s hard work making voting machines: Smartmatic Corp. is accused of being under the influence of Venezuela high-talker Hugo Chavez. [WP]
  • Sexless Washington busy-bodies use government funds to advance their misery nationwide. [USAT]

Remainders: The Best Things in Life Are Free

Friday, May 19th, 2006

* A little real estate porn of the house where Dusty Foggo and Brent Wilkes lived like porn stars. [Raw Story] MORE »


Make Sure to Warn Us In Advance About “Temperance Day on the Hill”

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006