Tag: abraham lincoln
In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.
Did he mention he has the best memory of almost anyone? Certainly one of the best memories ever.
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.
Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.
Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?
REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW? FOR REAL?
He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.
It would have been a better speech if if had been written on the back of an envelope.
READ HILLARY'S EVIL LEAKED EMAIL RIGHT HERE!
Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of crap party, and that's why it lost the White House to the secret Kenyanesian Muslim...
If you're like many Republicans, you know that Donald J. Trump is NOT going to Make America Great Again, is NOT as tremendous as he thinks he is, and also probably has one of those little tiny penises that looks...
Of course the Ku Klux Klan was never on the side of liberals and progress. This goes without saying. There can't possibly be anyone who disputes this basic notion, could there? Of course there could. Of fucking course there could....
If there's one thing that makes Republicans say "Oh my stars!" and "Well I never!" it is racism. STOP LAUGHING, we are not done writing this lede yet. As we all know, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr....