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Hi, everyone. Alex here. Did you notice I was gone? No? Too busy giggling like idiots at Michael Steele and Ann Coulter to even wish me a happy birthday — you didn’t even call, you didn’t write, not so much as a series of angry posts on anonymous blogs calling me a queer, nothing. MORE »

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