abortion
Alabama State Senator Basing Abortion Legislation On Old-Timey Bible Songs
There’s been a lot of talk about the Constitution lately — we must all defend it, you know, even the kids. We have a constitutional right to guns, for example, so anyone suggesting laws against rocket launchers is a tool of the devil, or at least of the Kenyan in the White House. However, when [...]
Police Chief Calls Pro-Choice Woman ‘Scum-Sucking Slut’ On Facebook, Rewarded With Investigation
In a shocking development, someone said something terrible and stupid on Facebook! About sluts and abortion! Yes okay, sadly not shocking. But this time it was Zeb Hemsworth and he is a Police Chief for Pike Bay, Minnesota, and now he is under investigation for being a crazy person out-loud about how he feels about [...]
New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting ‘The Evidence’
Ladies, ladies, stop your hysterical caterwauling in that shrill way you do that you do! It is okay that a Republican lawmaker in New Mexico has introduced you to carry your Rape Baby to term “to use the fetus as evidence” (carrying a sentence of up to three years!) in your raper’s trial! It is [...]
Nation Celebrates Roe v. Wade Birthday With Scary Videos, Hypocrisy, Balloons
Libruls really hit the holiday jackpot this week! First, we had Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Inauguration Day at the same time, which appropriately coincided with the made-up Fox News holiday, “Sadness Day” (a holiday Olds celebrate by eating burnt pot roast and scowling at Wheel of Fortune). But the fun did not stop [...]
Rush Limbaugh Would Like Some Attention Please, Also To Shoot Women/Fetuses With Guns
Taking umbrage at the words that fall from Rush Limbaugh’s blubbery lips like so many wriggling maggots is a fool’s game. He lives for us to take umbrage. (This is also why we hardly ever let you know about, say, Ann Coulter’s latest bons mots about how black people all are murdery. That, and we [...]
Pro-Life Tennessee Congressman Just Having All The Abortions So No One Else Has To
Remember Scott DesJarlais? Of course you do. He is the “pro-life congressman” who whined at (one of) his (many) mistress(es) to have an abortion — while recording the telephone call in which he pressured her (with his whining)? Well, now it appears the “consistently pro-life congressman” — who just won re-election — supported his wife [...]
Irish Hospital Lets Woman Die Because Her Life Wasn’t ‘Endangered’ Enough For Abortion
We were worried that you, the Wonkette Reader, might not have quite enough rage coursing through you today, and so here is the story, via Dan Savage at The Stranger, of Savita Halappanavar, a 31-year-old woman who died in Galway, Ireland, last month after doctors decided that, although she was already miscarrying and there was [...]
Shocker: ‘Legitimate Raper’ Todd Akin Was Really Mean To Women, Has Insane Murdery Friend
Craaaazy news out of Missouri, everybody. You will not believe which of their politicians was arrested eight times at abortion clinics, then got himself elected to the state legislature. Would you believe it was Sen. Todd Akin (R-Uterus)? It was! As hard as it might be to believe, the guy who got all scandalized after [...]
Devilish NYPD ‘Cannibal Cop’ Planned To Cook Women Alive, Was Less Creepy On Rape Than Entire GOP
New York police officer Gil Valle had some devilish plans for roughly 100 women that were not very nice. He was going to kidnap them, tie them to some sort of cooking implement, and then roast them slowly, keeping them alive for his hellish torture as long as possible. But raping them? Nah mang. Rape [...]
GOP Candidate Richard Mourdock: Why Can’t Dames Understand That Rape-Babies Are God’s Precious Gift?
Hey, you know what’s tricky? Putting together a coherent philosophical system that reconciles belief in an omnipotent but also loving God with indisputable evidence that bad things happen to good people. And it can be frustrating when you’re running for Senate and someone at a debate tries to trip you up with a “gotcha” question [...]
Rick Santorum Doesn’t Care If You Murder Your Tiny Little Unborn Baby
Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum has declared what side he is on, and it is the side of murdering tiny little babies in their mommy’s stomachs. What? you are saying, because you have been paying some attention over the years as Rick Santorum has declared himself God’s handmaiden and apostle (both!) in the fight to make [...]
How Is Todd Akin Helping Claire McCaskill Today?
Oh how SHOCKING! We have just confirmed, via video, that crazy things have been coming out of Todd Akin’s mouth for many years now. For example, did you know that Todd Akin’s daughter writes science fiction stories about a dystopian future wherein child care is widely available and administered with efficiency, and that Todd Akin [...]
Barack Obama Racistly Kills Babies That Look Like Congressman’s Babies
Breaking news out of Kansas: There is a politician there who hates abortion. That politician, in this case, is Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-MLK Memorial), who hates it so much he’s come up with an almost new way of explaining the situation: Obama is as racist as Planned Parenthood, which is to say, really racist. “I [...]
Anti-Abortion Ohio Representative Has Never Thought About Why Women Would Want One
Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy You know what’s surprising (but actually, now that we think about it, is completely expected) is that a lawmaker who is doing everything he can to make abortions illegal has “never thought about” why a woman would have an abortion. He’s not a [...]
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