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Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
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David Brooks took about 30 seconds to Brooksplain abortion to women and Democrats. David Brooks can fuck right on out of here.
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It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.
Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.
What could go wrong?
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
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Jeff Sessions's Justice Department is pulling every trick in the book.