This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.
Men's Rights are nothing.
Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
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Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.
The election is Tuesday! Do Georgia voters really want this asshole lady in Congress?
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.
Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way
Conservatives wouldn't be as cynical as we suspect, would they? UNPOSSIBLE.
You have GOT to watch this anti-Jon Ossoff campaign ad, it is SO FUCKING STUPID.
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Wait, but we thought Trump LOVED the gays!