White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Wait, but we thought Trump LOVED the gays!
One of the 'best people,' clearly.
How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!
He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.
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Mike Pence simply could not be more thrilled to take reproductive care away from millions of Americans.
Couldn't have happened to nicer people!
So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!
Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.
Does this mean they are snowflakes now???
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.