Tag: abortion

Kayla Moore All ‘Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET’S TALK ABOUT FAGS!’

Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.

Guess Roy Moore’s Alabama Supporters Don’t Mind Kid-Touchers All That Much

These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.

ICE Has Come Up With New Ways To Culture Of Life All Over Pregnant Teens HOORAY

Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.

Teenage Refugee Finally Gets ICE’s Damn Hands Off Her Body

Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.

Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Trump Thinks It’s SO FUNNY How Mike Pence Wants To Hang All The Gays, Like LOL!

To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

‘Pro-Life’ Congressman Quits To Spend More Time Begging Girlfriends To Have Abortions

Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!

Idaho Pol Yells At ‘Liberal Nut-Tard’ At County Fair, Demands Apology From Fair

We have to admit, 'nut-tard' is a new one for us.

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

GOP Congressman HATES Abortion, Except For Ladies He Bangs Behind His Wife’s Back

Anti-choice Republican Tim Murphy told his sidepiece to get an abortion.

Trump Tax ‘Plan’: You’ll Be Sick To Death. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 28, 2017

Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.

Idiot: Trump Won Because Liberals Chicks Won’t Bone Down With Jerk Republican Men

It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.
Also not especially transcendent

Wingnut Mom Has Been To The Mountaintop! It Is A Very Stupid Mountaintop.

Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.