abe simpson

This is the sort of thing that gets a blogger through a Tuesday, it really is: When retired Senator Alan Simpson got a call from a Des Moines Register reporter, he asked for a moment to get ready for the interview because he was “stark nekkid.” “Do you know the difference between naked and nekkid?” […]

Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on […]