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  all the nudes that's fit to sprint

With (Debatable) ‘Naked/Nekkid’ Distinction, Alan Simpson Completes Transformation Into Cartoon Character

This is the sort of thing that gets a blogger through a Tuesday, it really is: When retired Senator Alan Simpson got a call from a Des Moines Register reporter, he asked for a moment to get ready for the interview because he was “stark nekkid.” “Do you know the difference between naked and nekkid?” he asked The Des Moines Register when he returned to the telephone interview Monday. “If you’re naked, you don’t have any clothes on, but if you’re nekkid you don’t have any clothes on but you’re up to something.” We are convinced that Alan Simpson is working very hard on actually becoming Abraham J. “Grampa” Simpson. He may as well dye his skin bright yellow, though we won’t insist that he have surgery to remove one finger on each hand, because dedication to cosplay only goes so far. On the Standard Scale of Old Man Stereotypes, Sen. Simpson has just upped his status from “codger” to “coot.” (Mind you, we do not mean to imply this is a bad thing. Like Calvin, Yr Doktor Zoom looks forward to the day when he can “putter around.”) Read more on With (Debatable) ‘Naked/Nekkid’ Distinction, Alan Simpson Completes Transformation Into Cartoon Character…
  what good is an agency that doesn't ban shows i don't like?

Complaints To FCC About ‘The Simpsons’ About What You’d Expect From People Who Hate ‘The Simpsons’

Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels. Read more on Complaints To FCC About ‘The Simpsons’ About What You’d Expect From People Who Hate ‘The Simpsons’…
 

Oh That Wacky Cartoon Black-Issues Preacher

OMG did you hear what colored people are up to “in their churches”? Well let’s have one more moment of comic/feigned outrage over what those uppity black people are saying, as the Jeremiah Wright “scandal” will be the closest any of you white people ever get to a black church. Also, uh, this is what the fancy New York magazine Vanity Fair does these days: “Mash ups” of copyrighted video from The Simpsons and the entire two minutes of Reverend Wright’s wacky history of sermons, which so far we’ve yet to hear a single person, you know, make any sort of coherent argument against. Anyway, John McCain is Grandpa Simpson, as we will scientifically prove, after the jump. Read more on Oh That Wacky Cartoon Black-Issues Preacher…