Here’s a story about Mark Foley with a perfectly standard, randomly chosen, completely innocent file photo of him. And some other guy. Some other guy who coincidentally happens to be Representative and fellow Pagefucker Jerry Weller! MORE »

Our Monday Mark Foley write-up presented the timeline of events as we knew it. Since then, barely anything more has come to light. Today’s Brian Ross interview in the Wall Street Journal is an interesting read, though it doesn’t shed as much light as it suggests. MORE »

BRIAN ROSS IS READING THE IM’S OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS. VIDEO TK.

Update: Here’s the video. Couple AIM transcripts after the jump.

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In Bill O’Reilly’s secret world, he bravely keeps one step ahead of the Al Qaeda terrorists sent to New York to kill him. Luckily, the FBI is regularly warning O’Reilly of the specific threats against our greatest American hero. That’s what the Fox News clown tells Baba Walters in a very special edition of “20/20,” at least. MORE »

Rachel Sklar is shocked — shocked! — at ABC’s The Path to 9/11. Specifically, the scene in which Beverly from The Larry Sanders Show Condoleezza Rice reads the now-famous “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.” memo and then LEAPS INTO ACTION, calling some sort of meeting and urging an immediate strike against the guy Sandy Berger was too much of a pussy to get rid of a few short years earlier (as illustrated in this clip). The only problem with the scene is that, well, it’s complete bullshit. And it’s really obvious bullshit, as everyone’s got to remember what was one of our favorite soundbytes from the heady days of the 9/11 commission: MORE »

• Bolton’s still waiting - for a train back to DC, cause his confirmation is dead. [The Coffee House]

• DHS is pursuing criminal charges against a journalist who filmed a “national security site owned by Exxon,” in the wake of Katrina. Spike Lee ponders real estate in Switzerland. [Greg Palast]
• The worst hair on the hill, indexed by species. [Radar Magazine]
• The DEA can’t even seize a bag without the stems and the sticks. [TalkLeft]
• Bill O’Reilly wants to help you through your identity crisis, bowel movements. [Rude Pundit]
• Cindy Sheehan dreams of going Terminator on Bush in his little crib, but she’s clearly not thinking big picture. [DCeiver]
• Sandy Berger is going after ABC to keep a lid on the fact that he couldn’t kill Bin Laden because he was too busy blowing lines off Madeline Albright’s tits. [IMAO]

• When Bill Clinton called Disney CEO Robert Iger to tell him to fix that “Path to 9/11″ bullshit, Iger said, “how high?” [The Ostroy Report]

• All new ABC pseudo-historical docudramas will air the disclaimer, “The film you are about to see has been modified to fit your perceived cultural biases.” [Swedes for Obama]
• Fred Phelps wants you to know that God hates John Stewart and his “hooligan sidekick” Stephen Colbert just as much as he hates fags. [Comedy Central]
• Blackberry addiction now a lawsuit worthy phenomenon. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
• Jack Abramoff called Rove, “a fat fuck,” did loads of other shady stuff. [TPMmuckraker]
• Michelle Malkin wants you to say “No!” to anarchist beer producers, crushes can with her foot as proof. [Hot Air]
• Ann Coulter’s “evil quotes” not quite tied directly to book sales, Gawker provides a chart in the hopes she say something that goes off it. [Gawker]
• Pakistani security services instantly locate a bikini-contest contestant. Osama still lost. [Hit & Run]

Congratulations to ABC’s square-jawed Jake Tapper, who, despite his on-going hostage crisis, has snared himself a wife, and an item in the prestigious New York Times “Vows” section. Tapper married Jen Brown of Planned Parenthood, thus justifying any and all claims of liberal bias in ABC’s reporting. Jen’s “father owns and operates US 1 Dollar, an independent general merchandise store in Lenexa, Kan.,” a sentence we are pretty sure has never appeared in the Vows section before this weekend. Good luck, you crazy kids! And send us some wedding pictures, we couldn’t make it out to Kansas City. MORE »

So ABC’s got this two-part “docudrama” to cash in on the deaths of 3,000 innocents somberly remember the somber tragedy of 9/11, and it turns out a very angry right-winger wrote the script. But that’s not news — after all, angry right-wingers wrote the script for the real-life version, too! MORE »

Now that this one’s over, let’s turn to some other questions raised by ABC’s Investigative Team. MORE »

This is actually just a plot by ABC to put the final nail in MSNBC’s coffin, isn’t it? MORE »