Here’s a post from the “McCain Report,” which is one of several terrible blogs on McCain’s website. He’s trying to steal Hillary’s old ladies by posting videos from ABBA, a Swedish pop quartet from the ’70s. After Vietnam, John McCain had sex affairs with the two girls in this group before divorcing his crippled wife for yet a different mistress. “Seriously.” [John McCain via HuffPo]

Broke John McCain made a stop in South Carolina last Wednesday, and although last Wednesday was like 50 blog-years ago, the details of the event are too timeless for any “news cycle.” As the Austin American-Statesman writes, McCain “demonstrated his love of hot dogs and declared his love of ABBA.” Fortunately the South Carolina crowd did not lynch him, which is usually what they do when confused. MORE »