• Why’d you do it, Lindsey Graham? We await an apology via your publicist, Meghan McCain. [RedState]
• Meet Aaron Schock, the handsomest Republican congressman since Mark Foley — SWIMSUIT PHOTOS! [Something Awful]
• What’s the point of a 60-vote majority if it votes the same way as the 40-vote minority? Wait a second … [Think Progress]
• A mentally challenged deaf person in Mobile, Alabama got a face full of pepper spray and then was repeatedly tasered in the gut because HE WAS TAKING TOO LONG IN THE BATHROOM. Is this in the Patriot Act or something? America, we need to talk. [USA Today]
• Alan Dershowitz insists that Heinrich Himmler was a Palestinian. OK Alan, whatever you say! Psycho. [Matt Yglesias]

EXCITING NEW PROFILE OF THAT CONGRESSMAN MEGHAN McCAIN WANTED TO BONE: “Schock is ardently opposed to abortion and gay marriage—and he’s got the requisite scorn for Big Government. … Once you get past the likes and mans and you knows, the future of the GOP doesn’t sound all that different from the past.” Sexy! [Details]

MEGHAN MCCAIN TO ROOFIE YOUNG CONGRESSMAN: So it appears that Meghan McCain is trying to have sex with sexy young Republican Rep. Aaron Schock. Well she can just GET IN LINE. She writes, “At the end of the day, Congressman Schock is only three years older than me.” And she shall procure his seed! [Daily Beast]

SEXY NEW WINGNUTS!: The readers of the Huffington Post have selected this young man, the 27-year-old Aaron Schock of Peoria, Illinois, as the “hottest freshman” in Congress this year. Sorry ladies, he’s a Republican! His prize will be 45 minutes alone with Arianna in the “Printing Presses Through the Centuries” section of the Newseum. [HuffPo]