aaron schock
Trusted D.C. Source Says GOP Congressman Aaron Schock Is Gay
Oooo, is this Gay Day? Is it always like this around here? Well look: Firstly, we do not really want to be in the “outing the gay people” business. But that does happen in Washington with the Republican senators and congressman every few months, so it seems we’re on that beat for the time being. [...]
Federal Government Is Never Going To Regulate Anything Ever Again Because John Boehner Says So
John Boehner had a meeting with a bunch of business lobbyists today, and after coming out of it, he immediately told the world “his” great idea to enact a moratorium on new federal regulations for a year. (You are supposed to wait until Monday so these things seem like new policy ideas, not something the [...]
America’s Hottest Congressman Doesn’t Like the Stimulus Decorations Very Much
Illinois Congresshottie Illinois Rep Aaron Schock, who doesn’t miss his old belt at all, thank you, is campaigning against all the signs being posted up everywhere announcing that such-and-such place is a stimulus fund project. In a new YouTube, Schock rails against the signs, which he says are useless and cost “well over $10,000 a [...]
Congressman Aaron Schock Looks Tasty, Even Without Chocolate Syrup
Why’d you do it, Lindsey Graham? We await an apology via your publicist, Meghan McCain. [RedState] Meet Aaron Schock, the handsomest Republican congressman since Mark Foley — SWIMSUIT PHOTOS! [Something Awful] What’s the point of a 60-vote majority if it votes the same way as the 40-vote minority? Wait a second … [Think Progress] A [...]
EXCITING NEW PROFILE OF THAT CONGRESSMAN MEGHAN McCAIN WANTED TO BONE: “Schock is ardently opposed to abortion and gay marriage—and he’s got the requisite scorn for Big Government. … Once you get past the likes and mans and you knows, the future of the GOP doesn’t sound all that different from the past.” Sexy! [Details]
MEGHAN MCCAIN TO ROOFIE YOUNG CONGRESSMAN: So it appears that Meghan McCain is trying to have sex with sexy young Republican Rep. Aaron Schock. Well she can just GET IN LINE. She writes, “At the end of the day, Congressman Schock is only three years older than me.” And she shall procure his seed! [Daily [...]
SEXY NEW WINGNUTS!: The readers of the Huffington Post have selected this young man, the 27-year-old Aaron Schock of Peoria, Illinois, as the “hottest freshman” in Congress this year. Sorry ladies, he’s a Republican! His prize will be 45 minutes alone with Arianna in the “Printing Presses Through the Centuries” section of the Newseum. [HuffPo]
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