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A WALK IN THE WOODS

Welfare-Nature Queer Mark Sanford Using Stimulus Money On Appalachian Trail

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

How about some hacky sack, hippie?South Carolina granola hippie Mark Sanford just couldn’t take the pressure, man, so he put on his Tevas and headed up to the mountains to clear his head. Nothing like some Kinhin walking meditation to get the fear of The Man — that man, the prez — out of your soul. At least out here on the Appalachian Trail, mean old Barack Obama with his suits and his money and his power trips can’t bum you out …. unless uptight Obama is even using his Power Trip Stimulus Money on the trail itself. MORE »