WASHINGTON, DC, 08:24 AM, WED NOVEMBER 19 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘a teh huckbeez win’

Mike Huckabee’s Peculiar Victory Speech VERBATIM

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

huckabeehunt.jpgMike Huckabee just went on the teevee sets to congratulate himself for winning Iowa. He is a happy Jesuser tonight! But as we all know about Jesusers, that happiness only conceals a disbelief in evolution. Still, congrats to Huck — I transcribed his speech in real time. Although I may have gotten a word or 200 wrong… MORE »