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Posts Tagged ‘a pitcher of warm piss’

REPUBLICANS

McCain’s Secret Plot To Snag Lady Veep

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

He knows how to make a woman feel specialNow that John McCain is the official Republican Presidential nominee, it’s time to think about who will be his Vice President. When this question first arose several weeks ago, names like “Romney” and “Lieberman” came up. Now we can confirm that McCain’s running mate will probably be a lady! Two emphatic “no”s from Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice just prove how passionately these women ache to be the first female since Geraldine Ferraro to lose a bid for the number-two position. MORE »


MITT ROMNEY

Now That John McCain Is Our President, Who Will Be His Veep?

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Our money's on the squirrelHistory tells us the careful selection of a vice president has always been a make-or-break element of presidential campaigns. Who can forget George H.W. Bush tapping an illiterate youngster to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, Bill Clinton’s daring twinsies routine with fellow Southerner Al Gore, or William Howard Taft’s bold partnership with a stuffed ferret in the historic election of 1908? Now, as the nation stands poised to elect its first 110-year-old president, who will be John McCain’s running mate? (Belated thanks to reader Sanduo for the picture.) MORE »