As I mentioned this morning, I am in lovely Minneapolis for the Labor Day Holiday. Meaning I arrived at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport MERE MONTHS after Larry Craig’s reign of terror was finally ended. While I didn’t actually have time to stop by the infamous bathroom by the shoe shine stand (the cops were hassling my ride for parking in the red zone or whatever), there was still media hanging around, doing live spots from the parking lot for no reason other than that they were kind of near where something shocking happened in June. It turns out the local news here (and perhaps in your town as well!) has reached full-on gay panic mode, and reports on the births of goats at the State Fair are leading directly into sordid tales of YOUR CHILDREN AT RISK from gays across the state violating Leviticus in family restaurants MORE »