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• WALNUTS!
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• ALOOF DEMOCRATS
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• EMAIL OF THE DAY
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John McCain Called Wife Awful Word That Rhymes With 'Hunt' and 'Punt'! (74 comments), Obama Turns Up Nose At Montana Shoe-Shine (55) and 'Here Comes McCain Again' (54).

• NAMING SCANDALS
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• HE DISAPPOINTS WITH HIS CHEATING
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• SAME OLD SAME OLD
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Debbie Stabenow's Husband's Cheap Hooker Looks... Like Something! (81 comments), How Do You Solve A Problem Like Macedonia? (68) and McCain Will Be President Because His Current Wife Runs Beer/Nascar Industry (67).

• NATION OF CHEAPSKATES
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• CELEBRITIES
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• SECRET LOVE
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Thrifty Senator's Husband Only Spends $150 On Prostitute! (105 comments), TeeVee Moron Endorses McCain (50) and Meet President McNasty (48).

• WTF?
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• CAMPAIGN FOODS
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• GET IT? GET IT?
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Mystical Pennsylvania Foodstuffs Confuse NYT Reporter (114 comments), George W. Bush Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize (85) and Ralph Nader Pens Beautiful Poem for Hillary Clinton (63).

• SPORTS METAPHORS
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• DEPT. OF TOTALLY BURNED
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• ESTEEMED ADVISERS
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Barack Obama Fails At Bowling In Pennsylvania (63 comments), Lou Dobbs Almost Makes Hilarious Racist Old Man Slip-Up (61) and North Dakota College Kids Honor Obama With Blackface Anal Sex Skit (43).

• ASK YOUR GOVERNOR
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• FUTURE TECHMOLOGIES
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• THIS THING IS LIKE THAT THING
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Michele Bachmann Declares War On Light Bulbs (90 comments), Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath (44) and Hey Governor, How Many Escalators Are There In Wyoming? (42).

• IT'S PAT
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• DEPT. OF SUSPICIOUS BULGES
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• JUST BOMB EVERYBODY
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Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie! (48 comments), Pro-Hillary Fat Cat Democratic Donors Threatening Nancy Pelosi (39) and Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN! (39).

• SEWER POLITICS
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• THE BOSNIA TRIP
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• SHOCKING CONFESSIONS
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OMG Newest NY Governor Did Drugs! (46 comments), Hillary Clinton Accidentally Decapitated! (44) and Hillary's Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years (43).

• HEROIC LEGENDS
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• PAGAN RITUALS
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• PAGAN RITUALS
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Jesus Christ And Joe McCarthy Battle For 'Most Egregious Rhetorical Cudgel' Honors (45 comments), Clinton Campaign Claims Hillary "Misspoke" With Blatant, Hilarious Bosnia Lie (43) and Match The Dumb Easter Egg With Its Dumb U.S. State! (35).

• DEPT. OF MISTAKEN IDENTITIES
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• RANDY PANDA
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• NATION OF UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE
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Thug Panda Butterstick Nearly Humps D.C. Zookeeper's Leg To Death (53 comments), Pooping Bandit Strikes Minnesota Homeland! (42) and Ron Paul Tattoos: One Step Closer In Descent To Insanity (35).

• THE TMZ HEADLINE IS 'GOPEEPEE PARTY'
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• FILTH
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• PASSING THE TORCH
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Idaho Senatorial Candidate Legally Changes Name To 'Pro-Life' (45 comments), Dick Cheney's Persian Gulf 'Fishing Trip' Will Launch Iran War (36) and Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C. (36).

• ORATORY
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• MEGHAN MCCAIN
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• THE RACE SPEECH
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Liveblogging Barack Obama's Race Speech! (129 comments), Barack Obama Will Unite Everything With His Speaking (94) and Is Meghan McCain Cool, Or Just a Brat? (58).

• WHAT'S GROSSER THAN GROSS?
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• OUR FLOURISHING ECONOMY
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• DAVID VITTER
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McGreevey's Gruesome Threesome Began At T.G.I. Friday's (69 comments), Hillary Thows Party Party Partaaaaay! (53) and Bill Kristol Coins '9/11 Generation,' No One Accepts This Coin (42).

• NUTTERS
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• DOUBLE STANDARDS
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• MAKING MONEY THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY
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Gay-Hating Rep. Sally Kern Gets Passive-Aggressive Death Threats (59 comments), Hillary Is In a House! (57) and Clinton Camp Still Loves Ranty Olbermann (55).

• EXPLAINER
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• BLURRY WOMAN
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• QUITTERS
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Eliot Spitzer's Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute (81 comments), New York, Meet Your New Governor! (57) and Eliot Spitzer Resigns, Silda Wall Offers Icy Death Glare (56).

• SARTORIAL CHOICES OF THE DAMNED
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• LARRY CRAIG
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• MATH AND NUMBERS
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Spitzer and Wife Used To Be Harvard's Favorite 'Power Couple' (107 comments), Why Won't Hillary Clinton Apologize For Geraldine Ferraro's Dumb Comments? (66) and Ray Nagin Favors The Vagina (53).

• ELIOT SPITZER'S WHORES
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• NUTTERS
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• NATION OF WHORES
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GOV. ELIOT SPITZER IS A WHOREMONGER (95 comments), Liveblogging Gov. Eliot Spitzer's Pimping Speech (81) and Spitzer's Not-Quite-Resignation Speech (73).

• SECRET ANTICS
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• PUTTING ASUNDER
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• CUTE PUPPY IN A DITCH
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NAFTA Talk Started With Hillary (66 comments), Mindless Sheeple Softly Follow Black Man, Fear Of Racists (59) and Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul! (58).