Tag: 9/11

Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 14, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Screw you too, pal

Rudy Giuliani: Yup, I’m A Idiot

Can you believe it? Somebody involved with the Trump campaign admitted he was WRONG.
Hey Rudy, do you remember the thousands of Muslims celebrating in New Jersey?

Rudy Giuliani Doesn’t Remember Seeing Hillary Clinton On 9/11. Maybe She Was Flying The Planes!

Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
As snarly as they come

Snarling Congresscreep Darrell Issa Running Behind Democrat In New Poll. Cry, Darrell Issa, Cry!

Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Headless Jesus welcomes you to Heaven, ghost eagle!

Time Again For Wonkette’s Annual Children’s Treasury Of Terrible 9/11 Art

It's our annual collection of bad 9/11 art by bad 9/11 artists

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...

Trump’s Lying Campaign Manager Knows Who Was For Iraq War, And It Was Barack Obama

Is there NOTHING the Trump campaign won't lie about?

Hillary Clinton Like ‘LOL Pretty Sure Donald Trump Is The Real Racist’

Hillary's speech on the 'alt-right' and Donald Trump's racism was VERY GOOD.
Go nuts

Here Are Your Missing 28 Pages Of The 9/11 Report, Truthers, You’re Welcome To Them

Are you a person who can do the critical thinking? Do you prefer evidence to supposition when forming conclusions? Well, then, congratulations to you, smarty-pants, YOU do not have to read the 28 pages held back from the 9/11...

Alabama’s Richard Shelby, In Office A Million Years, May Be Glued To Seat: Your Senate Sunday

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
Never gets old. The picture, we mean.

Sad Republicans Would Rather Campaign With Stinky George W. Bush Than That Mean Trump Boy

Endangered Republican senators are worried Donald Trump may hurt their chances in the fall, so they're getting campaign help from a truly popular Republican: George W. Bush, who's only unpopular with half the country.