What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?
No, we would NOT like any of what Steve Bannon is smoking.
God has heard what you've been saying about Jim Bakker. Better knock that off.
Bless his heart, Brian Kilmeade is a stupid motherfucker.
Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!
Ajit Pai has screwed over jailbirds, the incarcerated, and now he's coming after the Internet.
If we don't blow them, who will?
Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.
This will NEVER be the new normal.
Reality: What a Concept!