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Michele Bachmann Declares War On Light Bulbs

Insane baby-farming robot-herder and sometime Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has a new enemy: fluorescent light bulbs. That's right. She does not care for these newfangled hippie environmentalist group-sex bulbs, preferring the honest and trustworthy incandescent kind. And now she is taking her case to the American people with her "Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act." More »

11:10 AM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By saraksmith
5,173 views, 96 comments

future techmologies

Michele Bachmann Cowers Behind Robot Phalanx To Avoid Voters

Crazed baby-farming Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann has recruited a robot army to stand as a first line of defense between her and her increasingly disillusioned constituents. One voter writes of a chilling episode in which robots called him at home, promising to let him speak with the elusive President-groper, and then hung up on him before he got to ask his question. More »

10:54 AM on Thu Feb 14 2008
By saraksmith
3,665 views, 29 comments