It’s 3 A.M. And Hillary Is Dumb
Thursday, May 1st, 2008
Hardy har har har. Get it? She’s useless! Bwah! [YouTube]
Hardy har har har. Get it? She’s useless! Bwah! [YouTube]
It’s 3 A.M. And Hillary Is Dumb
Thursday, May 1st, 2008
Hillary Makes Creepy New Ad, Tells People Not To Watch It
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
Hillary Clinton shot a new ad for North Carolina at 2:59 a.m. last night before her 3 a.m. nightly phone sex from Hell with Vince Foster, about the economy. Here she portrays a sparkly painted robot also named Hillary Clinton. She says “If you’re looking for a typical political commercial, switch the channel,” so we immediately switched the Internet channel. But the YouTube video description says “Go to NCAskMe.com to ask Hillary your questions.” And once you donate $2,300 dollars to her on this new site, she will have Chelsea’s traveling media secretary send you a Hallmark e-Card. [YouTube]
Hillary Clinton shot a new ad for North Carolina at 2:59 a.m. last night before her 3 a.m. nightly phone sex from Hell with Vince Foster, about the economy. Here she portrays a sparkly painted robot also named Hillary Clinton. She says “If you’re looking for a typical political commercial, switch the channel,” so we immediately switched the Internet channel. But the YouTube video description says “Go to NCAskMe.com to ask Hillary your questions.” And once you donate $2,300 dollars to her on this new site, she will have Chelsea’s traveling media secretary send you a Hallmark e-Card. [YouTube]
Hillary Clinton Blames John McCain For Leaving Stock Market Open at 3 A.M.
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Ha ha but you see this is not a joke and is her actual new campaign ad. This is something that a group of professional campaign strategists and advertising gurus considered, filmed, and released to the public. These 30 seconds are designed to make human beings think she is qualified to do something, anything, with that pathetic little life of hers. That’s all, goodnight. [YouTube]
Ha ha but you see this is not a joke and is her actual new campaign ad. This is something that a group of professional campaign strategists and advertising gurus considered, filmed, and released to the public. These 30 seconds are designed to make human beings think she is qualified to do something, anything, with that pathetic little life of hers. That’s all, goodnight. [YouTube]
Girl In ‘3 a.m.’ Ad Taking Dangerous Measures Against Hillary
Friday, March 21st, 2008
This is Casey Knowles, the 17-year-old girl whose baby movies were perverted into pro-Hillary commercials by the Clinton campaign. We learned recently that she’s a big Obama supporter in “real life,” and she’s trying damn hard to rid herself publicly of that Clinton smell (and maybe get famous in the process!!). Now she’s made this smarmy little play on the Clinton ad. Tsk tsk, silly naive teenager. Don’t be surprised next time you wake up at 3 a.m. and find Hillary Clinton dangling a decapitated kitty in your face. [YouTube]
This is Casey Knowles, the 17-year-old girl whose baby movies were perverted into pro-Hillary commercials by the Clinton campaign. We learned recently that she’s a big Obama supporter in “real life,” and she’s trying damn hard to rid herself publicly of that Clinton smell (and maybe get famous in the process!!). Now she’s made this smarmy little play on the Clinton ad. Tsk tsk, silly naive teenager. Don’t be surprised next time you wake up at 3 a.m. and find Hillary Clinton dangling a decapitated kitty in your face. [YouTube]