2014 Midterm Elections

HOW CAN WE MISS YOU IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY?  9:50 am April 10, 2013

Bob Barr To Attempt Worst Comeback Tour Since Great White

by Gary Legum

Speaking of the resurrection of hateful twats, did you guys hear that Bob Barr wants to return to Congress? America had a very close call last year with the state of Georgia, when human-shaped fluffernutter Newt Gingrich came within a couple of thousand delegates of being the GOP’s nominee for president instead of whatshisname, the [...]

WOMAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE  11:10 am February 26, 2013

Conservatives Attacking Ashley Judd Mistakenly Focus On Her Awesome Political Beliefs Instead Of Her Crappy Movies

by Stefan BC

Vagina-American Ashley Judd is rumored to be in the early stages of a establishing a campaign against Senate Minority leader and real life one-dimensional House of Cards stereotype Mitch McConnell. Judd would enter the race with excellent financing, is universally well known, and is a genuinely nice person who devotes her time to fighting sexual [...]


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